' Hamilton' is amazing and everyone should be obsessed with it. Anyone who correctly is obsessed knows that the stages of being obsessed are as follows.
1. Hearing the hype and not believing it.
“What’s the big deal, it's just another musical about an old guy.”
2. Listen to the first few songs, jam a bit.
“OK, this is pretty catchy. I’d listen to it again.”
3. Listen all the way through.
"Wow -- this is really great.”
4. Get caught up in the story.
“I clearly didn’t pay attention in elementary school. Who are these people? OMG, what's going to happen?”
5. Cry like a baby during the last song.
“Eliza -- OMG, she loved him so much.”
6. Repeat for days.
“This is absolutely amazing -- oh my god.”
7. Try to get all your friends to listen.
“Isn't this amazing? Here, listen to this one next. How are you not obsessed with this? What do you mean it's not that great."
8. Scour internet for every picture and small clip of the characters.
“I just want to see the costumes and the dancing! I want to see the masterpiece!"
9. Cry about your inability to go see it.
“I just want to see it, what do you mean its sold out?”
10. Stalk way too far back on Lin’s Twitter and Tumblr pages.
“These are pure gold, he's my favorite person alive wow.”
11. Realize you're the annoying friend that is trying to get everyone hooked on the music.
“Come on, guys, this is amazing! Don't throw away your shot."
12. Randomly start quoting and thus singing the lyrics anytime a few words remind you of the music.
"What are you doing?"
"I am not throwing away my shot."
13. Listen to the music on repeat, having decide if you'd rather shuffle or listen to it all the way through for the real feels.
Dance it out, too.
14. Find someone else who shares your obsession.
“OMG, isn;t it amazing I'm obsessed. Yes, let's have a singing party and just sing "Hamilton" together." Y
15. Share everything to do with Hamilton on their wall.
Shoutout to Brianna -- you the real MVP.
16. Declare your hate for anyone who has gotten to see the show.
“We can’t be friends, sorry.”
17. Follow every Hamilton related twitter account and spend all of your days obsessed with Hamilton.
Check out https://twitter.com/hamiltonssquad because she's absolutely amazing and her memes are the best.
18. Continue the cycle of obsession and love for ever and ever and ever.
