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18 Signs You're Extremely Petty

No tea. No shade. No pink lemonade.

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18 Signs You're Extremely Petty
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The Sass Master. The Shade Thrower. The Ultimate Petty Queen. You know them. You love them. You just may be that person. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with severe pettiness, you may be entitled to compensation. If you aren't sure if you know/are that person, here are 18 signs that will help you identify it.


1- Your side eye is on point:

2- You suffer from severe RBF.

3- Your most used emojis: side eye, shrug, painted nails.

4- You screenshot everything.


5- You have no problem putting people in their place.

6- ANYWAY…. *eyeroll*


7- You always jump to say “I told you so!”

8- It's your way or the highway.

9- You enjoy watching others vaguely sub-tweets but direct conflict are your entire life.

10- You throw shade like a palm tree.

11- Revenge is a dish best served cold. And hot. And for every freaking meal.

12- You're constantly scheming.

13- When you see your enemy having a hard time and it makes your day.

14- No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. Just serving the tea when it needs to be served.

15 - You're constantly reading people for filth, but being read yourself, is not an option.

16- You have no bad days. SLAY QUEEN.

17 - You simply can't show people your weaknesses.

18 - You're forever calling people out for "being extra".

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