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18 Signs You're A Basic B*tch

All my basic bitches, please stand up.

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18 Signs You're A Basic B*tch
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One of the most common terms used for girls nowadays is "basic". But, what does it exactly mean? What does it really take to be a basic bitch? According to Urban Dictionary, the definition a basic girl is:

"She is your run of the mill white girl that has no identity of her own. She has no redeeming unique qualities...think of her as being like a cracker-jack house in a middle class neighborhood. Whatever is popular, she is into it whether she likes it or not personally."

Now, I'm going to stop you right there. Not ALL basic bitch's have no identity of their own. Yes, most of us are into whatever may be popular at the time, but that doesn't necessarily mean we don't know who we are. So Urban Dictionary, imma call you out on that little note. Nevertheless, if you find yourself relating to more than half of this list, you a basic bitch. Be proud of it.

1. You refuse to post an Instagram picture without the perfect caption.

Because it's obvious that the better the caption, the more likes you get.

2. You also will only post an Instagram picture at the "peak" hours.

Aka, the times most people are on the app and will, therefore be there to like your bomb selfie.


3. You own one or all of these sneakers.

But come on, they're all so cute and SO comfy.

4. You've tried at least one cleanse (probably more than one) in your life.

I've tried everything from the tea cleanses to green smoothies. I clearly did something wrong.

5. You have (or want) a tattoo behind your ear, on your foot, and/or on your lower back.

Probably an "inspirational" word or phrase, stars or a butterfly.

6. You've owned sweatpants with something written across the butt.

Yes, my PINK sweatpants were my life, as were my Juicy sweatpants.

7. You can quote "Mean Girls" like it's your job.

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

8. You've decided which character from "Sex and the City" you and your friend group is.

Where all my Charlotte's at!?

9. You have a wedding and inspirational quote board on Pinterest.

My wedding is gonna be a Pinterest dream.

10. You LIVE for seasonal Starbucks drinks.

Whether it's the good ol' PSL or the Gingerbread Latte. DELISH.

11. You've said the word hashtag out loud.

Hashtag sorry not sorryyyyyyy.

12. Wine nights with your girls are the best nights.

No secret there.

13. "Friends" is one of your favorite shows.

Ross and Rachel 4eva.

14. You could live in leggings.

How is this a crime?

15. TGIT is your life.

And you know exactly what TGIT stands for.

16. Panera and Chipotle are your favorite places to eat.

You Pick Two and Burrito Bowls are everything.

17. Your drink of choice is usually a vodka soda.

Because it's like, no calories.

18. You say "I literally can't even" WAY too often.

Whoops.


Basic, and not afraid to admit it.




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