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18 Signs You're a Golfer

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18 Signs You're a Golfer
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1. You recognize that golf is in fact a sport

If it's good enough for Rio 2016, it's good enough for me.

2. You watch the Golf Channel so often that you start to think you can make the trick shots

(I promise it's a lot harder than it looks)

3. You get excited every time you buy new balls, clubs, or polos

4. You take Putt-Putt way too seriously

5. You've found out the hard way that your room is not big enough to practice a full golf swing

6. You always have an excuse for the bad shots...

7. ...but act casual when you sink an amazing putt

8. You use the slow golf clap for inappropriate situations

"Golf clap?"

"Golf clap."

9. You always manage to sneak in some extra practice at work

Or skip work altogether to play 18.

10. You've fallen out of a golf cart


...on more than one occasion.

11. Your bag is always in your car regardless of the time of year

12. Yards become your standard unit of measurement

13. Your golfing attire is always on point

#SquadGoals

14. "Caddyshack" speaks to you on a spiritual level...


...while "Happy Gilmore" speaks to you on a personal one

15. You have the sexy golf tan


16. You know that April is the best month of the year

17. You fit every stereotype


18. Despite your love-hate relationship with the sport, you find yourself on the course every Sunday

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