Getting assigned random roommates is scary at first, and it can go one of two ways. You can be polar opposites that never get along, or you can find a lifelong friend (hopefully the second one). Regardless, the process always begins the same way…stalking them on social media. In five minutes, you know that their mom’s name is Stacey, their second cousin went on a vacation to Hawaii this summer, and they had the same Aeropostale shirt as you in 2007. Here are some the questions that you ask your future BFF.
- What size shoe do you wear?
- Which shows have you already binge watched on Netflix?
- What about boys? Do you have a boyfriend?
- Are you a night owl or a morning bird?
- Will you eat chocolate with me and make me smile when I’m sad?
- Oh and what about pants and shirts?
- Do you clean up your dishes? (Please say yes)
- Do you say you’ll go to the gym tomorrow, but end up eating donuts instead? Good, because same.
- Are you prepared to sit by the TV every Thursday night for Grey’s? Oh and don’t forget Monday nights for The Bachelor too.
- How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
- What are your study habits like?
- Would you rather be cold or hot in the house?
- Are you down to skip the occasional class to go to happy hour?
- Are you willing to scream throwback songs and dance in the living room at 2 am on the weekends?
- Are you good at cutting onions? If not, we’ll never be eating them.
- If I wear the same shirt twice in a row, do you promise not to say anything to me about it?
- Do you like to play games? Ex: cards, beer pong, etc.
- Will you laugh at my jokes even if they aren’t funny?
P.S. I really like your hair from junior prom.