Passover marks that time of the year when Jews everywhere come together to recount and celebrate how Moses freed them from slavery in Egypt. Don't have that special someone, but still want a Pesach the action? Here are 18 Passover-specific pickup lines to help ensure that you bring home a significant other that your Jewish mother will approve:
1. I'll bring you (Kosher for Passover) chocolate and cha-roses!
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2. You know, if G-d had just given me you, dayenu -- it would have been enough.
3. I promise, I'm the Afiko-man of your dreams.
4. Are you Moses' second wife? Because I have a major Cush(ite) on you.
5. Can I get your number? I want to see maror of you.
6. Matzah is gross and unappealing. You're, like, the complete opposite of that.
7. Here's hoping that when I open my door for Elijah, you follow him in.
8. You're worth 40 years of wandering in the desert, no doubt.
9. I've hagaddah be with you!
10. There's an amazing future in store for Exod-us.
11. You know, the 11th Commandment states "Thou Shalt Date Me."
12. I'd be willing to part the Red Sea just to get to you.
13. Why don't you Moses on over here and give me your number?
14. I'd be by your side even if you got hit by the 10 Plagues.
15. I think we're soul-chametz.
16. Phara-OMG, we're perfect for each other.
17. You know what would really make this night different from all other nights? If you went home with me.
18. My mom asked me if I'd rather be with anyone else, and I was like, "Mah, nishtanah."
