1. #pumpkinspicelatte

While they post a selfie in Starbucks, holding the cup.

2. #sweaterweather

While they wear a sweater before it’s even cold enough to wear them.

3. #prettyleaves

While they post a picture with the maximum saturation and filter on it of the trees.

4. #fallcandles

After they go to the store and spend approximately a million dollars on every candle that smells like something fall.

5. #pumpkins

While they post a picture in a pumpkin patch that they spent hours looking for.

6. #ilovefootball

While they post a selfie in a jersey and pretend they know what is going on in the game.

7. #fallcookies

Because you can only make cookies and post about them in the fall.

8. #uggseason

If you wear Uggs, you have to post a picture of them. If you didn’t post the picture, what was the point of even wearing them?

9. #flannel

When girls actually have an excuse to dress like a homeless person.

10. #thankful

Let’s be honest, too many people post this hashtag on Thanksgiving.

11. #bonfire

It’s the perfect place to wear your Ugg boots and flannels while taking selfies.

12. #fallhair

Because you can only have dark hair when it is fall.

13. #northface

Every white girl posts a picture to show off how warm the new jacket she got is.

14. #hauntedhouse

Even though they probably didn’t make it through it without crying.

15. #catcostume

The costume most white girls wear on Halloween while getting judged for it by everyone.

16. #friendsgiving

Because you didn’t have dinner with your friends unless you named it.

17. #blackfriday

When you stay out all night killing everyone to get sales that aren’t even that great.

18. #scarf

If you wear a scarf, you have to take a selfie with it to let everyone know.