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If 18 College Majors Were Just A John Mulaney GIF

Because "... Life is a f*cking nightmare" right now.

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With April being one of the busiest months of a college student's year, sometimes everyone needs a laugh to get them through the next meeting or next paper.

John Mulaney, a stand-up comedian and previously a writer on "Saturday Night Live," somehow finds the perfect way to describe college majors without even meaning to at all. Here are 18 college majors as described by John Mulaney.

Linguistics

Only linguists can decide the true WORST words. Mulaney hit the accuracy of this major right on the head.

Culinary Arts

Culinary Arts introduces you to so many different types of just absolutely off the wall foods. SO something as simple as having the opportunity to make fries has anyone excited!

Criminal Justice

Gross. Mop it up, I guess.

Business

Because only business majors actually know what this means and how it goes hand in hand with real life.

Film

It's a grid system. You can't get lost in New York.

History

And the sigh of relief.

Teaching

Let's face it, John Mulaney does have some pretty feminine hips. It's a fair thing to be sensitive about.

Gender Studies

So why buy the cow, question mark.

Music

Analyzing any piece of music.

Fashion

There’s no caption needed for this "LOOK" John is serving here.

Musical Theater

Are you going to talk the whole time?

Biology

Let's just start telling our plants to be quiet while we're at it.

Philosophy

Because it's the only thing you can't replace. That's "why."

Journalism

Make sure you don't have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dance

12/10 best choreography.

Chemistry

Be careful around your partner, Mr. Richard Kimble.

Acting

Every actor yearns to play a satirical version of themselves at one point or another.

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