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18 Things Coffee Addicts Say

The best part of waking up, is coffee in your cup.

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18 Things Coffee Addicts Say
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You can't live without your daily venti white chocolate mocha. It is your lifeblood. It used to be that a grande would keep you going for hours, now it can barely get you through one. The barista has your name memorized. You might as well take a tab out at Starbucks. On the rare occasion that you make a pot of coffee at home to save money, it is YOUR pot of coffee, no one else's. If you say these 18 things, you might be a coffee addict.

1. "A venti isn't THAT big."

Yeah, okay, sure. Rationalize it however you want, it's still twenty ounces of coffee.

2. "It's been three hours, I need to go back."

Tanya just got off her shift, so there's a different barista there. It won't be embarrassing.

3. "I'm having withdrawal."

Please help me.

4. "Have you had the new Starbucks drink?"

It came out two days ago and I've already had it three times and I'm asking you so I don't feel alone.

5. "I drink coffee for the good of everyone who has to be around me."

Help me help you.

6. While using the reusable coffee cup - "It's technically only one cup."

No one wants to face the facts about how much coffee they drink. I get it, I really do.

7. "Starbucks is way better, I would know."

OR

8. "Dunkin is way better, I would know."

OR

9. "Wawa is way better, I would know."

(It's Starbucks and you all know it.)

10. "I'm pretty sure I could make my own Starbucks order by now."

You know how many pumps, how much whipped cream, and how much coffee makes the perfect white chocolate mocha.

11. "It doesn't make me THAT hyper!"

Should we clean the house? Conquer a country? GET MORE STARBUCKS??

12. While driving to Starbucks - "I'm going to study!"

I'm bringing my backpack and laptop so I can sit in there for hours and drink coffee and no one will judge me because I'm WORKING.

13. "I just discovered my new favorite drink order."

I'll have a grande cinnamon chai latte with two pumps Cinnamon Dolce Syrup and two pumps White Mocha Syrup with whipped cream.

14. "Really? A trenta is the largest size?"

Thirty-one ounces isn't enough!!!!!

15. "A tall isn't even big enough for a non-caffeinated drink."

I'm not here for cute Instagram pictures, I want coffee in a gallon milk jug right now.

16. "I'm only accepting Starbucks/Wawa/Dunkin gift cards from now on."

Wanna get coffee? I'll pay. I have a gift card.

17. "I'll work for coffee."

Who needs money when you have coffee?

18. "Do we have time to grab coffee?"

If we're late, we can say we ran into traffic.
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