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17 New Year's Resolutions For The Spring Semester

That I promise to maybe keep.

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17 New Year's Resolutions For The Spring Semester
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Every year, people make NYE resolutions that they plan on keeping but never do. Just like them, I doubt my resolutions will survive. But in any case, here are a few New Year's Resolutions for 2017...that will definitely be broken in about two weeks...

Here we go:


1. I'll stop convincing myself that the sugary frappuccinos at Starbucks are okay to substitute for a regular coffee.


Because let's be honest, they're more like a milkshake than a coffee.

2. I'll also stop convincing myself that it's okay to spend five dollars a day on a latte.

I guess you can say, I "enjoy the little things" in life.

3. I'll actually limit my coffee intake.

I might end up looking like Fry, though.


4. I'll spend less money on fast food.


Always wanted to go to the Krusty Crab.

5. I'll start eating healthy



6. I'll stop waiting until the night before an essay is due to start it.



7. I will try my hardest not to be late for work.

Without killing anyone, hopefully.

8. I'll go to sleep earlier, like before two in the morning, and wake up earlier.


9. I'll start saving more money.


Dollar, dollar bills y'all.

10. I'll try to control my hanger, (ya know, when you're hungry and angry)

Especially towards my boyfriend. You're welcome in advance.

11. I'll make more of an effort to stop giving an attitude to nasty customers at work.

But then again, you never know.

12. I will spend more time on my homework.


13. I'll stop buying clothes that I think I really need but really don't.

Because I already have a closet full of clothes.

14. I will make more friends than just my cat.


15. I'll stop complaining that I'm poor.

While spending money on food, alcohol, and coffee.

16. I'll wake up on time for school every morning and I'll never skip a class.


17. I'll curse less.


Possible responses instead of cursing. ^^



*** after reading through this list I would just like to say that although my intentions were good, none of these are actually going to happen... and rest assured, all of the above will most likely continue for the rest of 2017. But thanks for reading! ***

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