I just love "Toddlers and Tiaras" and wish with my whole heart that it was still on TV. I mean, it showed the crazy parents and the cute little kids. It also showed how much pressure is put on the kids as well as how care-free and kinda crazy we are as 7-year-olds. But we all can relate to 7-year-olds; they say the things we always think or do anyway, especially as college-aged kids.
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If you say you have never done this before you'd be lying. It's so funny how much a seven year old actually acts like a 20 year-old college girl. I mean It's kinda mean, but you never want to let her think you actually like her.
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Life goals. Claudia just gets it; tacos are life. Think about, you own Taco Bells and then you get free tacos and salsa. Your midnight snacks are always paid for. SO smart Claudia/
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Ok, they think about food a lot. I think about food a lot. Ok actually 24/7, and this is my thought 80% percent of the time. Especially in my 12:30 class.
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Life is really about good food and Eden just gets it. Too many good foods to choose from, I mean how do you decide between mac and cheese, tacos, pizza and cake? You just can't, it's impossible.
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Cheese dip is so essential. I mean you can eat it with every meal and its good on like everything.
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Beyonce is Queen. I've never thought about tanning this way, but hello. If you were against tanning before now I don't know why you would be against it now. So obvi I need to tan. She gets it. Side note: Have you read "Becoming Beyonce"? It's pretty life-changing.
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When someone tells me no. I mean why not? I'm cute. And so is she.
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I mean that's a little extreme shes around four and she twerks better than I do. But they have a point. Have you lost yet twerking? Let's be real.
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Madison, you could be my bestfriend. If only Hannah Montana was still on Netflix. That would be me all day, every day.
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She's sassy and she knows it, just like me. And there is no doubt that with that attitude she won her pageant. Sass always wins.
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Abs or pizza. Pizza or abs. I mean each side is so good, but I agree. Pizza always wins.
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Bacon is something you always think about. And while you're on your diet you'll def be crying and thinking about bacon. I know I do.
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It's my world, everyone's just living in it. worry about yourself and take care of yourself. Great mindset.
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You know how you get when you walk into your 8 a.m. and your professor starts lecturing you because you're late? Yeah...
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When girls start talking to bae. Lol, I mean they have to compete with me.
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I live for getting jacked up on Mountain Dew. If ya know what I mean.
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I mean, this is my mantra. It's the best way to live and this 7-year-old understands.