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17 Things I Feel About The Presidential Election

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17 Things I Feel About The Presidential Election

I think most of us can agree that this election cycle so far has been the craziest it has ever been. The republicans started out with 1,000,000 candidates and is about to pick the loudest and most obnoxious of all their choices (Sarah Palin would win on the obnoxious scale if she was running). The democrats haven't done any better. They had to visit some poor loony bin in the northeast to find three of their candidates and they even put in a closet republican (Jim Webb, I mean come on that guy was hardly a democrat). Now that the field is narrowed and, in my humble opinion, the only good choices for either party are now gone! I can't imagine myself defending any of the three stooges the republicans have running (sorry Kasich, you're done), or supporting Hillary Corruption or the old angry Muppet, Here are 17 things I feel about politics.

1. When I weigh the pros and cons of the candidates...

There is just no good side.

2. I think this might be a better option

It's not much different than what's being offered

3. When I considered the possibility of Bernie Sanders

I would like to feel the Bern drop out of the race

4. Seriously, I can't look at the guy without thinking...

Also, one of the old angry Muppets that sits in the balcony

5. When some one asks me who I support....

Eh...

6. My response to "What about Hillary?"

Just say no


7. Why aren't you voting for Ted Cruz?

Do you really think Kevin would make a good president?

8. Or Rubio?

Domo arigato Mr. Rubio

9. Just seeing any news about the election...

Just change the channel

10. I try and talk about it but I just end up even more upset...

Stupidity makes me upset...

11. So I'm done with politics

So done.

12. So any time it gets brought up, I'm out

I guess I could just watch Star Wars or something.

13. I really just don't know what to think anymore

I'm as confused as Hillary is about her emails

14. But I do know that this is America...

I love me some 'Merica

15. And we need to vote...

It's our duty

16. So pick your crap pile

Literally all crap no matter how much you shine it

17. And get out there and vote!

(Insert apathetic thumbs up and smile)


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