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I think most of us can agree that this election cycle so far has been the craziest it has ever been. The republicans started out with 1,000,000 candidates and is about to pick the loudest and most obnoxious of all their choices (Sarah Palin would win on the obnoxious scale if she was running). The democrats haven't done any better. They had to visit some poor loony bin in the northeast to find three of their candidates and they even put in a closet republican (Jim Webb, I mean come on that guy was hardly a democrat). Now that the field is narrowed and, in my humble opinion, the only good choices for either party are now gone! I can't imagine myself defending any of the three stooges the republicans have running (sorry Kasich, you're done), or supporting Hillary Corruption or the old angry Muppet, Here are 17 things I feel about politics.

1. When I weigh the pros and cons of the candidates...

There is just no good side.

2. I think this might be a better option

It's not much different than what's being offered

3. When I considered the possibility of Bernie Sanders

I would like to feel the Bern drop out of the race

4. Seriously, I can't look at the guy without thinking...

Also, one of the old angry Muppets that sits in the balcony

5. When some one asks me who I support....

Eh...

6. My response to "What about Hillary?"

Just say no

7. Why aren't you voting for Ted Cruz?

Do you really think Kevin would make a good president?

8. Or Rubio?

Domo arigato Mr. Rubio

9. Just seeing any news about the election...

Just change the channel

10. I try and talk about it but I just end up even more upset...

Stupidity makes me upset...

11. So I'm done with politics

So done.

12. So any time it gets brought up, I'm out

I guess I could just watch Star Wars or something.

13. I really just don't know what to think anymore

I'm as confused as Hillary is about her emails

14. But I do know that this is America...

I love me some 'Merica

15. And we need to vote...

It's our duty

16. So pick your crap pile

Literally all crap no matter how much you shine it

17. And get out there and vote!

(Insert apathetic thumbs up and smile)

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1. When I weigh the pros and cons of the candidates...

2. I think this might be a better option

3. When I considered the possibility of Bernie Sanders

4. Seriously, I can't look at the guy without thinking...

5. When some one asks me who I support....

6. My response to "What about Hillary?"

7. Why aren't you voting for Ted Cruz?

8. Or Rubio?

9. Just seeing any news about the election...

10. I try and talk about it but I just end up even more upset...

11. So I'm done with politics

12. So any time it gets brought up, I'm out

13. I really just don't know what to think anymore

14. But I do know that this is America...

15. And we need to vote...

16. So pick your crap pile

17. And get out there and vote!

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

To go out or not to go out this Friday night...

Pregaming the pregame

Coming home after a long day

Waiting patiently for your roommates to come home/your friends to come over

People have arrived and it's time to eat

Talking about going out but make no real effort actually get ready to go out

Looking at the clock and realize, it's game time...and you're just not ready

Breaking out the wine because, well, if you're going out you may as well have one drink first.

Getting into a really deep philosophical conversation about life its meaning and your role in it

You start giving each other 'the look'

Weighing the options

Changing into your PJs, putting your hair in a messy bun, getting comfy on the couch and getting ready for your girls night in

Characteristics of the astrological signs, explained through GIFS.

Aquarius - January 21 - February 19 (Air sign, The Waterbearer)

Pisces - February 20- March 20 (Water sign, The Fish)

Aries - March 21 - April 20 (Fire sign, The Ram)

Taurus - April 21 - May 21 (Earth sign, The Bull)

Gemini - May 22 - June 21 (Air sign, The Twins)

Cancer - June 22 - July 22 (Water sign, The Crab)

Leo - July 23 -August 21 (Fire sign, The Lion)

Virgo - August 22 - September 23 ( Earth sign, The Virgin)

Libra - September 24 - October 23 (Air sign, The Balance)

Scorpio - October 24 - November 22 (Water sign, The Scorpion)

Sagittarius - November 23 - December 22 (Fire sign, The Archer)

Capricorn - December 23 - January 20 (Earth sign, The Goat)

They're not just your friends, they're your family.

They’re willing to get food with you at anytime of day.

They’ll motivate you to go to the gym.

They’ll have deep talks with you late at night.

They're your study buddies

Their closet is your closet.

They’re your support system.

They’re your second family.

I am broke, tired, and hungry. Leave me alone.

Hit me! Pay my tuition.

If I watch Tasty videos, I'm basically a chef.

I am going to take the best nap after this class.

Do I need to go to this class? I have not skipped it yet.

I am going to this event because it has free food.

How long can I procrastinate before I really have to do this paper?

I just want to go home so I can play with my pet.

Why did I spend all of my money? I just got paid.

Friend: Did you see the dog on campus? Me: WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE?!

How many Insomnia cookies do I want to order today?

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4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but Kermit the Frog meme That's none of my business)