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17 Steps Of Taking An Exam, As Told By Spongebob

Boating school is surprisingly similar.

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1. You think you know what's going to be on the exam, but when you get the study guide you realize you know nothing.


2. So, you get some caffeine in your veins and tell yourself everything is going to be okay.

3. After a few hours, it all seems to blur together and you essentially just ponder life. Is it worth all this studying? Will I ever really know all of this information?

4. After you sit and ponder for a while, you realize how much time you have wasted and begin to lose it.

5. You finally muster up some courage and realize being upset over it won't help at all.

6. Then it's back to work.

7. But the momentum doesn’t last long. You start to focus on things that don’t really matter.

8. Then your brain goes into over drive and you essentially have a melt down.

9. So you decide to take a break.

10. Then you realize you have to pull an all nighter, but hey, staying up for 24 hours can be fun.

11. You think of ways to get out of the exam, like giving a gift to your professor or crying to see if they will let you go.

12. Before you know it, you'll be delusional and throw in the towel.

13. But then it's time for the exam, and when you first get it you're like...

14. But after a while you'll realize both you and your professor want to leave so you turn it in.

15. And you'll have to call your roommate to tell them how it went.

16. And before you get your test back, you'll look something like this:


Good luck on midterms and finals everyone!

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