1. You know your way around every park.

You could navigate any of them with your eyes closed.

2. You can name all of the resorts just by looking at them.

Even if you've been staying at one resort your whole life, you still know the name and location of each resort and whether it's on the bus or monorail system.

3. You are familiar with the menu items at Chef Mickey's, Be Our Guest, and all the country restaurants in EPCOT.

You have grown to love and appreciate Disney food.

4. You have absolutely mastered the Fast Pass system.

You know very well which attractions are going to be the most crowded, and you use your fast passes wisely.

5. Nothing makes you happier than the phrase, "extra magic hours."

The more time at the parks, the better.

6. You have memorized the route of It's A Small World.

On Disney World's most loved and hated ride, you always know which country is coming next.

7. You got way too upset when you found out the Sorcerer's Hat in MGM was being taken down.

How could they do this to us?

8. Yes, you still call it "MGM." "Hollywood Studios" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Sorry Disney, but "Hollywood Studios" is "fetch" in this situation.

9. You've gotten stuck on Splash Mountain multiple times throughout your life.

But hey, what better place to get stuck than in "The Laughing Place?"

10. You become defensive when people say that they don't like Disney because there are no good rides.

One, there is so much more to Disney than just the rides. And two, have you NEVER been on Tower of Terror? Rock 'n' Roller Coaster? Expedition Everest?

11. You know who Stacey is, and you love her.

Yes, the "Top 7 Must Sees" and "Must Do Disney" girl. Every time you turn on the TV at your resort, Stacey's info show starts playing on a loop. Odds are, you can probably recite the whole thing by now.

12. You always know when and where each of the parades and light shows will take place.

You've probably waited on Main Street U.S.A. for hours just for a front-row view of one of its parades.

13. Whenever you see fireworks any place other than Disney, you immediately think they are sub-par.

Really, though, is there anything more beautiful than a fireworks show over the Cinderella Castle?

14. You've seen "Fantasmic" from just about every angle.

And you will still always be amazed by it.

15. Your Mickey/Minnie Mouse ears are always listed under "essential items" on your packing list.

You probably have an assortment of ears to choose from, too.

16. You have countless pictures in front of both the Cinderella Castle and the EPCOT ball.

Large portions of your family photo albums are dedicated exclusively to Disney pictures.

17. You always have and always will have a special place in your heart for Disney World.

Let's be real. There's no such thing as going to Disney World "too many times."