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17 Signs You're The Laziest Of Lazy

If there's one thing I am, it's lazy

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17 Signs You're The Laziest Of Lazy

Being lazy is my truest trait. Sleeping is my favorite hobby. Ironically, I submitted this article late. Do your traits include procrastination and struggling with punctuality? If so, you too can identify as lazy, especially if you fully commit to these things:

1. You won't change the channel if it involves moving to get the remote.

2. You eat cold food because it takes too much effort to heat it up.

3.You cancel plans because you'd rather stay in bed.

4. Dry shampoo is a must because you're too lazy to wash and blow-dry your hair.

5. You stay in a towel for a minimum of an hour after a shower.

6.You live out of your clean laundry basket instead of folding everything and putting it in your closet.

7. You allow your electronic devices to die because the charger is not in reach.

8. You go out of your way to take the escalator instead of the stairs.

9. If you drop food, you call your dog to lick it up instead of bending over to pick it up.

10. After reaching for a cup, you don't close the cabinet because that would involve you to reach more than you have to.

11. You text your family members to tell them something when you're in the room next to them.

12. You wait the 15 seconds for the next episode on Netflix.

13. You open texts and don't feel like responding: it's not like you have anything against the person texting you, you're just lazy.

14. Socks and sandals are part of your style because you don't feel like exerting the energy to put on closed-toe-shoes.

15. You forget your phone passcode because you only use the Touch ID.

16. If procrastination was an olympic sport, you'd take home the gold.

17. Any real emotions take too much effort, so everything is a joke to you.

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