Another year at Pitt has finally arrived! From South O to North O and everything in between, here are 17 signs you've made it back to your favorite school on earth.
1. Sylly "week" lasted for all of a good ten minutes
IF YOUR SCHOOL HAS AN ENTIRE WEEK OF NOTHING, DON'T TALK TO ME.
2. You raided the activities fair to get all of the free stuff
3. The line for Cathy Cafe is out the door
4. Meanwhile, the line at the bookstore is approximately seven miles long
5. You have browsed through all the new script gear and considered buying Chuck's entire tent.
JUST LOOK AT IT! BEAUTIFUL!
6. The Pete is PACKED.
7. You have crashed freshman orientation events to get free food and/or stuff
Why yes, I am a first year moving into the Quad. I'll just take this ice cream bar and be on my way.
8. Speaking of freshmen, you see them walking around in groups of 86
9. You're so ready for football just because you want to sing Sweet Caroline
10. You always check to see if you have your ID before leaving your room.
Because the one time you forget to check, you won't have it.
11. You already had to tackle the *gulp* hill
12. Market and Perch food is at its peak for about three days
(Sorry to any freshman readers, but your best days are behind you)
13. The thought of getting hit by a bus for free tuition re-enters your head
"Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor."
14. Rainy days are filled with anxiety over untrustworthy buses with large splash radii.
15. The Fifth walk sign is already on your last nerve
16. You keep getting emails about student health Insurance
But everything is A-ok because
17. You get to see your favorite tall building every day
Is this what true love is like?
Welcome back and Hail to Pitt!
