1. The Cheatham county fair was your highlight of the year
2. KFC is a staple in your diet
3. You're related to almost everyone
4. You vacationed at Marrowbone and Sycamore creeks
5. You've gone the wrong way on Briley Parkway more than once
6. You read the Ashland City Times to find out who's in jail and who passed away
7. You "played" soccer at Riverbluff Park
8. You say "Yes, Sir" and "No, Ma'am" no matter who is talking to you
9. You had to choose between picking your own switches and the belt
10. The smell of burning tobacco in the barn is something you'd like candled
11. You spent Sunday mornings in church and Sunday afternoons reading the comic section while your mom clipped coupons
12. You meet people every time you go to a family reunion
13. You passed at least five churches on your way to the gas station
14. You say "bless your heart" and "Y'all" at least twice a day
15. Every Halloween you went to Scream Creek and knew everyone working
16. You cried when Stratton's closed
17. You always end up saying you're from Nashville because no one has heard of Cheatham County