Everyone, everywhere is sporting their green "kiss me I'm Irish" pin, shirt, or hat--some are the real thing and others are just posers. But, a real Irish kiss is really worth getting this St. Patrick's Day.
1. Who doesn’t want to kiss a ginger?
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2. Maybe they are really a leprechaun.
3. If you are nice to them, they may lead you to a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
4. They may have some left over Green Guinness for you.
5. They know how to Shamrock Shake…if you know what I mean.
6. They can jig like no other.
7. They make the best potatoes.
8. Their great, great, great, great, great uncle's cousin's brother's wife's nephew invented whiskey.
9. And…their brother's wife's mom's uncle's brother-in-law's sister's son is that guy in U2, Bono or something?
10. The brogue. Enough said.
11. When you are hung over tomorrow, they will make you tea. Because tea cures everything.
12. Who knows…one kiss and you could end up with a sweet last name. MacThis or O'That.
13. They can play some mad bagpipes.
14. They know how to rock a kilt.
15. And can even rock a bulky wool Irish sweater.
16. You got to shut them up somehow...cause they know how to talk.
17. Because kissing someone Irish is the next best thing to kissing the Blarney Stone, which according to legend, gives the one who kisses it eternal luck.
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