1. Why are there never enough parking spaces?
2. What's the deal with the uncooked chicken at the Tower?
3. Why are the fire drills at such inconvenient times?
4. Why is Chikfila ALWAYS so busy?
5. How is it always windy in Democracy Plaza?
6. Will you really get expelled if you climb the fountain behind the library?
7. Why is our mascot a jaguar?
8. Why are there classes in building completely unrelated to it?
9. Will the construction on Michigan St. ever be finished?
10. Why does Ball Hall suck so much?
11. Why is the bookstore always out of the books I need?
12. What's the deal with this new two-step login?
13. Why do my professors not put my grades on Canvas?
14. Why are those baked potatoes form the Campus Center so delicious?
15. Do you secretly like IU better? I feel like there's a reason I see the IU logo everywhere.
16. Is the basement of Cavanaugh actually a dungeon?
17. Why do I love IUPUI so much?