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17 Cups Of Tea We Need WikiLeaks To Spill

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Antwanise Jackson

Nov 09, 2016

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17 Cups Of Tea We Need WikiLeaks To Spill

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Though WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange claims he's unbiased in this election and not choosing sides, his distaste for Hillary Clinton is evident. Emails exposing Clinton and the Democratic National Committee have been popping up left and right but I've also noticed that there sure has been a shortage of Donald Trump information floating around. Not saying WikiLeaks is choosing sides but...

Assange recently said in an interview that the reason nothing has been released on Donald Trump is because they can't find anything worse than what comes out of Donald's own mouth. After all the dirt they dig up you mean to tell me they can't find anything worse than 'grab them by the pussy' or 'bad hombres?' I call bull, but that's neither here nor there.

Now you know I loves me a nice, hot glass of tea every now and then (for those who don't know "tea" is the current slang term for gossip,) but WikiLeaks your tea is lukewarm at best. If you're so good at what you do I need you to come with the good stuff. I have questions—

we ALL have questions—

we'd like you to answer. Here are 17 cups of "tea" we'd all like WikiLeaks to spill:

17. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

16.Who really killed JonBenet Ramsey?

15. What does that friggin' fox say?

14. Is Netflix the devil?

13. Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton?

12. How did we let the Kardashians happen?

11. Who the hell framed Roger Rabbit?

10. All the secrets that Gretchen Wieners hair is allegedly filled with.

9. *NSYNC or Backstreet Boys?

8. How is Abby Lee Miller this bomb ass dance instructor but we've never actually seen her dance?

7. Does the toilet paper roll over or under?

6. Hannah Montana a.k.a. Miley Cyrus- W.T.F. happened?

5. Okay what is seriously Putin's deal?

4. Why aren't people like Pharrell, Cher and Jennifer Lopez aging like normal humans? Are they actually vampires?

3. Who killed Biggie?

2. Who killed Tupac

and finally...

1. WHY DID HARAMBE HAVE TO DIE????

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1. WHY DID HARAMBE HAVE TO DIE????

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

Nope, never.

1. "No more spending money on useless things"

2. "I'm going to be a responsible adult"

3. "I will stop spending so much money on food"

4. "I will take great notes in all of my classes"

5. "Goodbye, procrastination"

6. "I had a great, relaxing weekend"

7. "I don't miss homemade food"

8. "I'll start studying for finals one month early"

The guilty pleasure shows of each college majors.

Political Science: "House of Cards"

English: "Sherlock"

Math: "Numbers"

Communication Studies: "Criminal Minds"

Psychology: "Shameless"

Sociology: "Brooklyn Nine Nine"

Engineering: "The Big Bang Theory"

Parks and Recreation Management: "Parks and Recreation"

Pre-med: "Grey's Anatomy"

Theatre performance: "Portlandia"

Anthropology: "Bones"

Education: "New Girl"

Environmental Science: "Survivorman"

History: "Outlander"

Nursing: "House"

Musical Performance: "Nashville"

Food Science: "Bob's Burgers"

Biology: "The Walking Dead"

Chemistry: "Breaking Bad"

Business/Finance: "Mad Men"

Management: "The Office"

Construction Management: "Fixer Upper"

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