The Naval Academy is a fairly diverse place, but we all know the stereotypes of the motivators, cynics, and athletes. Based on my experiences, I added a few more to the list.
1. The Motivator
Can be found in the MacD or the barbershop.
2. The Cynic
Always happy to tell you about how none of this matters anyway.
3. The Traditionalist
In case you haven't heard, the Academy has gone soft.
4. The Love Chitter
Wait... since when are you in our company???
5. The Sleep-Deprived Engineer
Dark circles so intense they don't seem real.
6. The Striper who got Volun-told
They didn't ask for this, okay? And no, they don't have time to chat.
7. The Guy who studied abroad
Tbh we all forgot his name.
8. The SEAL pup
*Skips service assignment to work out*
9. The Guy who would Service-Select CMOD, if he could.
ALWAYS ON WATCH
10. The Guy who lives in Mac-D
And consumes protein powder in unhealthy amounts.
11. The Magician
Hey we need somebody to .... wait where'd he go?
12. The Varsity Athlete
You've seen them like five times since Reform. And you're roommates.
13. The Hermit
Never leaves their room. Except for formation... most days.
14. The Varsity NARP
Intramurals are not a joke, guys, we need to take ultimate frisbee very seriously if want to win the championship.
15. The Company Mom
Always makes sure everyone is doing alright... lowkey our favorite person.
16. The Frat Star
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