College is rough. You've finally finished your first semester or maybe its your last or maybe it's just another fall semester in a long line of them. Whatever it may be, you've finished! Congratulations! You've definitely deserved a break and some snuggles from your puppy or cat or snake (whatever you've got). This semester may have hit you hard and left you feeling broken down. My philosophy is that laughter makes any better. So, here are some tweets that seem to sum up college and can give you a lift in your spirits.
1. school is not even about learning. it's about how much stress you can handle before you have a mental breakdown.
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) December">https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool/status/809916522... 17, 2016
2. High school:
Did u study last night?
Nah fam
What'd you make?
100
College:
How long did u study last night?
11 hours
What'd u make?
46
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80984610... 16, 2016
3. Cumulative final exams are like fights in relationships. Why must we continue to bring up the past? What’s done is done
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) December">https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool/status/809237029... 15, 2016
4. After finishing exams
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80956215... 16, 2016
5. Friendly reminder that your dog will love you no matter what your GPA is
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80885745... 14, 2016
6. MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.
— jade (@TheDreamGhoul) February">https://twitter.com/TheDreamGhoul/status/570035326... 24, 2015
7. The difference a college degree makes in the job market:
NO DEGREE: Ain't nobody hiring me
DEGREE: Nobody is hiring me
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) October">https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/654387519... 14, 2015
8. College be like
Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381
— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) July">https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens/status/485978271... 7, 2014
9. I miss 6th grade where u went to dances and cycloned so hard that u broke a sweat and had to hurry and chug a sprite and get back out there
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) December">https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool/status/808799156... 13, 2016
10. *doesn't check grades*
*doesn't check bank account* *pretends everything is ok*
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80729405... 9, 2016
11. Studying
tudying
udying
u dying
U DYING?!?!
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
— Adam Buongiovanni (@AdamBongo) February">https://twitter.com/AdamBongo/status/5707392571465... 26, 2015
12. As a college student my favorite words are "free" and "cancelled"
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) October">https://twitter.com/SoDamnTrue/status/519540493177... 7, 2014
13. College is a never ending to do list & if you think you're done you probably forgot about the clothes you put in the washer last week
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) December">https://twitter.com/SoDamnTrue/status/809729813804... 16, 2016
14. Wishing I was at Hogwarts because their final exams are always cancelled
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80663464... 7, 2016
15. I'm more of a syllabus week kind of person
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80630981... 7, 2016
16. Finals coming up.. *Begins calculating minimum scores needed to pass*
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) December">https://twitter.com/ColIegeStudent/status/80626207... 6, 2016