"Gossip Girl" here. Enjoy 16 thoughts from your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. Spoiler alert: this article discusses "Gossip Girl" plot details.

1. No one is actually this attractive in my life.

How could anybody be this genetically and financially blessed?

2. Blair wears headbands. Daily.

And, somehow, it works.

3. How are they constantly served alcohol?

And don't get ID'd?

4. If I looked like Serena van der Woodsen, I could get away with anything.

She's even more perfect than you're comfortable admitting.

5. Where do I find a Dorota?

She is like a super-involved and scheme-helping house mom!

6. Chuck Bass wears all purple.

"I saw Chuck Bass wearing purple pants and flip flops, so I bought purple pants and flip flops."

7. Nate Archibald is the gorgeous, sporty, and compassionate guy I have actually dreamt about.

Three very big claps to the crew that casted him.

8. If I had Serena and Blair's closets, I would never ask for anything else.

Ever.

9. Dan isn't a ladies man, but he gets all the ladies.

From Serena to Vanessa to Olivia to Blair to Georgina, and then back to Serena. We just ask ourselves how...

10. Chuck's haircut was the ultimate Transformation Tuesday.

He went from a 14-year-old creep to an unattainable dream man.

11. Champagne can solve all of your problems.

They drink it like water.

12. Jenny Humphrey went from a girl scout to a corpse in one season.

Bye bye, little J.

13. Eric van der Woodsen is the only person in the show that always knows the 411.

He doesn't get enough credit for that.

14. Chuck and Blair's passion has set the standards for any future relationships unrealistically high.

I will now and forever expect bouquets at the top of the Eiffel tower.

15. Dan (not Nate?) ends up with Serena and I don't know how to feel.

Does anyone?

16. This show has changed the way I feel about fashion, relationships, and scheming.

I am forever grateful.

You know you love me. XOXO

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