1) Holy shit. I’m a senior?!
2) I’m not old enough for this.
3) Does my senior capstone really matter?
4) What do you mean I need a job?
5) Who’s going to support my drinking habits?
6) Where am I going to go after graduation?
7) Fuck it, I’m a senior.
8) I’m too old for this.
9) NO, I don’t know what I’m doing after graduation.
10) I don’t want to move back home.
11) Maybe I should take an extra semester.
12) I need a drink.
13) Where I do even start looking for a job?
14) OMG, I’m going to need a real-person job.
15) Someone please give me a job.
16) I need another drink.
It's going to be a long, long year...