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16 Things Your Dog Would Say If They Could Talk

What would your dog have to say to you?

Anna McCullough

Aug 20, 2017

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16 Things Your Dog Would Say If They Could Talk

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I'm sure we've all thought what are dogs would say if they could talk. Whether it be the way they look at us when we talk to them or the way they wag their tails when we walk in the door, we have to wonder what they're thinking. Here are a few of the things I think they would say:

1. "Please don't leave me. Take me with you. Where are you going? When will you be back?"

2. "What's that noise? Who's outside? What are they doing at my house? No worries, I'll get them."

3. "This pillow would make a good chew toy."

4. "My humans really don't pay me enough to watch over the house all day long."

5. "It's time for a nap."

6. "It feels like a meet freezer in this house."

7. "Welcome home! I'm so glad you're back! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages."

8. "Can you play with me?"

9. "Can I have a bite of that?"

10. "What's so fun about sitting and watching a box?"

11. "Did I hear bath? I resent that."

12. "A new toy? For me? Golly, it's not even Christmas or my birthday. Thank you, thank you, thank you."

13. "Oh yeah, scratch right there, a little to the left, now a little to the right, perfect."

14. "Time to eat! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."

15. "It's bedtime. See you in the morning."

16. "A full stomach, a warm bed, and humans that love me, what more could a dog ask for?"

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3. "This pillow would make a good chew toy."

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5. "It's time for a nap."

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7. "Welcome home! I'm so glad you're back! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages."

8. "Can you play with me?"

9. "Can I have a bite of that?"

10. "What's so fun about sitting and watching a box?"

11. "Did I hear bath? I resent that."

12. "A new toy? For me? Golly, it's not even Christmas or my birthday. Thank you, thank you, thank you."

13. "Oh yeah, scratch right there, a little to the left, now a little to the right, perfect."

14. "Time to eat! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."

15. "It's bedtime. See you in the morning."

16. "A full stomach, a warm bed, and humans that love me, what more could a dog ask for?"

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1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

What does the world outside the library look like?

Can I read this entire book tonight?

I should have gone to class more often.

Did the professor even teach this?

What is the lowest grade I can get on this exam and still pass the class?

Should I just drop out of school now?

Finals are ruining Christmas.

Just wrote three sentences so time for a break.

Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

Brain hurts.

Time for a Facebook Break.

I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

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