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16 Things Your Dog Would Say If They Could Talk

What would your dog have to say to you?

Anna McCullough

Aug 20, 2017

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16 Things Your Dog Would Say If They Could Talk

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I'm sure we've all thought what are dogs would say if they could talk. Whether it be the way they look at us when we talk to them or the way they wag their tails when we walk in the door, we have to wonder what they're thinking. Here are a few of the things I think they would say:

1. "Please don't leave me. Take me with you. Where are you going? When will you be back?"

2. "What's that noise? Who's outside? What are they doing at my house? No worries, I'll get them."

3. "This pillow would make a good chew toy."

4. "My humans really don't pay me enough to watch over the house all day long."

5. "It's time for a nap."

6. "It feels like a meet freezer in this house."

7. "Welcome home! I'm so glad you're back! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages."

8. "Can you play with me?"

9. "Can I have a bite of that?"

10. "What's so fun about sitting and watching a box?"

11. "Did I hear bath? I resent that."

12. "A new toy? For me? Golly, it's not even Christmas or my birthday. Thank you, thank you, thank you."

13. "Oh yeah, scratch right there, a little to the left, now a little to the right, perfect."

14. "Time to eat! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."

15. "It's bedtime. See you in the morning."

16. "A full stomach, a warm bed, and humans that love me, what more could a dog ask for?"

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1. "Please don't leave me. Take me with you. Where are you going? When will you be back?"

2. "What's that noise? Who's outside? What are they doing at my house? No worries, I'll get them."

3. "This pillow would make a good chew toy."

4. "My humans really don't pay me enough to watch over the house all day long."

5. "It's time for a nap."

6. "It feels like a meet freezer in this house."

7. "Welcome home! I'm so glad you're back! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages."

8. "Can you play with me?"

9. "Can I have a bite of that?"

10. "What's so fun about sitting and watching a box?"

11. "Did I hear bath? I resent that."

12. "A new toy? For me? Golly, it's not even Christmas or my birthday. Thank you, thank you, thank you."

13. "Oh yeah, scratch right there, a little to the left, now a little to the right, perfect."

14. "Time to eat! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."

15. "It's bedtime. See you in the morning."

16. "A full stomach, a warm bed, and humans that love me, what more could a dog ask for?"

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No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

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