Trying to imagine a world were human became more like cats is something that should terrify everyone. With their fickle, sassy, and rude personalities, the world would quite possibly cease all forms of production or also implode. Seeing how cats spend all day either ignoring you or sleeping, communication would take an L and procrastination would become an acceptable problem. Although I pray I never see a day where I inherit the traits of my cat, it is interesting to imagine a world where we begin to act like our feline friends.

1. Naps would be taken for at least 16 hours every day.

2. We would constantly ignore the people we loved.

3. Or bite them if they made us mad.

4. We would never be able to decide whether we wanted to stay in for the night or go out and sit in the middle of the doorway trying to figure it out.

5. We would drink out of the toilet or the fish bowl.

6. Laser pointers and toys with bells would replace TVs, computers, and social media as a source of entertainment.

7. Personal hygiene would no longer be a factor because we would lick ourselves clean therefore causing Dove, Suave, and Pantene to all go out of business.

8. No one would ever be arrested for possession of weed because catnip.

9. When you go out to a nice dinner to treat yourself, you order wet food.

10. Vomiting in public places would be more acceptable. 11. Licking your friends wouldn’t be frowned upon.

12. Dogs become evil **gasp**

13. There would be no rules or regulations, simply anarchy.

14. Sleeping on any surface, chair, countertop, or pile of magazines would be way nicer than your Sleep Number bed.

15. When you get jealous over something about your significant other, you simply pee on them to mark your territory.

16. Running water is the enemy