In such a caffeine-centered world, not liking coffee is almost unheard of. Especially in college, everyone tells you that by the time you graduate you're going to be just as dependent on it as everyone else. But sometimes that's just not the case.

Here's how life is when you just don't like coffee.

1. Literally everyone looks at you like this:

"How do you live?!"

2. And you're just like:

Because that's all you hear.

3. Coffee basically tastes like death to you.

Why do people choose drink this?

4. All your friends try to help you find something you'll like.

Plot twist: Nothing works.

5. You don't like forcing yourself to drink it by adding so much sugar and cream that there's hardly any coffee.

So you might as well just not.

6. When someone says, "Let's get coffee sometime!"

"You get coffee, I get tea. Deal?"

7. The pretentious coffee drinkers try to convince you you've just been drinking the wrong type of coffee all your life.

Because they used to not like Starbucks either.

8. But you still don't. Like. Coffee.

Just stop trying. Please.

9. Sometimes even the smell of coffee makes you feel sick.

Get it away.

10. Which makes hanging out in coffee shops with all your friends really annoying.

Why is it not socially acceptable to hang out in ice cream shops?

11. But at least you're not dependent on the caffeine like some people.

12. And you discover other drinks, like tea or sodas or, you know, water.

Because hydration is very important.

13. The biggest upside, though? All the money your friends are spending on expensive coffee? Saved.

Do you know how many $5 pizzas you could get for the price of that fancy cold brew you just bought? At least two.

15. And you don't have to worry about it staining your teeth.