If you have any type of smart phone and a solid group of friends it's more thank likely you've been in a few Group chats. From making fun of each other to trying to make plans group chats can be wild. Here's a few things that are all to real for everyone in a Group chat.
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Your mom: you can't live with her, but you can't live without her. You love your mom, but she is insanely predictable. Here is a list of things your mom has probably done.
1. Leaves you voice mails.
Then they will text you to tell you they left you a voicemail.
2. When you answer, the phone says, "Hey it's Mom!", even though you have caller ID.
3. Tells you things about your friends she found out on Facebook.
"Did you know Gretta is engaged!?"
4. Fast-forwards through sex scenes.
This is the most awkward thing any human will have to experience.
5. Asks you what really provocative song lyrics mean.
"What does she mean, she loves herself?" "I don't know mom!"
6. Comments on everything you post online.
Do you just snoop on my profile all day?
7. Asks you if you are seeing anyone.
Nothing will make you feel more single then having to tell your mother you're single.
8. Tells you what she had for dinner when you aren't home.
9. Asks you the same question over and over.
That I've answered a thousand times already.
10. Tells you you need a haircut.
My hair is fine!
11. Tells you you need to start eating more.
"You look so skinny! Have you been eating?"
12. Snoops on your life.
13. Wakes you up in the morning in that annoying calm voice.
A million times.
14. Tells you she's proud of you about everything.
"You are so talented."
15. Uses lingo in the dorkiest way.
That's on fleek!
16. Asks you to vote for her favorite contestants on 'American Idol,' 'Dancing with the Stars,' or 'The Voice.'
My mom likes Kat on The Voice more than me.
17. Makes a ridiculous amount of snacks when your friends come over.
Moms make the greatest hostesses.
18. Loves you unconditionally.
No matter what, your mom is always there for you. She's your shoulder to cry on and the only person you want to talk to when you need to calm down.
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I've been a bleach blonde for over a year now, and let me tell you, it is a lifestyle. More hair appointments, longer showers, and special shampoo. But it is totally worth it!
1. Mentally preparing yourself to convince your hair dresser that white is the way to go.
2. Or the anxiety of what could go wrong by bleaching your hair at home.
3. You could either become a ginger
4. Or a pixie
5. The face you make in the mirror when you take off your towel to unveil the perfect white strands.
6. Taking a million selfies the day you bleached it, because you know your roots will be back in literally 2 days.
7. Having to get bangs or a big chop because your hair is so damaged.
8. Having orange highlights in between touch-ups.
9. Going out for a drink afterwards to debut your updated look.
Despite the struggles, you love your platinum blonde hair! You make sure Instagram knows it, too. You don't need a filter, because the color is flawless by itself!
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Finals: just thinking about them gives you anxiety. Only two weeks separate you from summer, but they're the longest of the semester. There's a familiarity to this season, now that you have had so many testing cycles under your belt. But that doesn't quell the ever present stress to pass your finals and your classes. Even better, as a package deal during these wonderful weeks, you get to wake up early to study and you get to take exams that can begin anytime from 7 A.M. to 7 P.M. Now that we have established that this week is not fun, here are some super relatable moments that punctuate finals week.
1. The amount of caffeine you've consumed these two weeks.
Those late-night study sessions can't happen when you're asleep, so you try to down as much of this liquid energy as possible. Sleep is for the weak.
2. Trying to keep yourself from being distracted by your phone.
You're so determined because finals are nearing...
... but then you get sad that you don't have your phone, so you find new ways to distract yourself.
3. The feeling you get before you take a test.
No matter how much you study for a test and no matter how prepared for a test you feel, there is always a feeling of anxiety before you take that test.
4. Your face when the first question is something you didn't study for.
We've all had that one demoralizing moment when the first question on a test is something we didn't study for. You then question why you studied in the first place.
5. The feeling you get when you've finished your first final.
After that killer first question, you realize that studying actually was very helpful. You breeze through the rest of that test...
...and walk out feeling victorious.
6. When you get out of an 8 A.M. final and finally get to eat food.
Let's be honest, waking up to eat at 7 A.M. before your 8 A.M. final sound absolutely terrible. Especially if you're me and you went to sleep at 3 A.M. That glorious moment when you get out of a final and run to the nearest dining hall and stuff your face with food is pretty rewarding.
7. When you have to study for the rest of your finals.
You thought that first one sucked, but then you have like eleventy-two more and you start crying.
8. When you realize that you know none of the material.
You realize that you should have taken better notes because you basically have to relearn all of the material.
9. When someone else is finished with all of their exams and rubs it in your face.
We all have that one friend that brags about finishing their finals early. If you don't have that friend it may be you...
10. When you're done with all of your exams.
Nothing feels more amazing than being done with your exams for the testing season. Now it's finally summertime and you have never been more ready for it. No matter how much this period of time sucks, you'll get through it! It may seem super daunting, but the feeling you have when you walk out of that last final will be absolutely worth it. So as you are burning the midnight oil away (because those A's won't get themselves), just know that summer will be all the sweeter after you finish these finals.
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10 Little White Lies You Tell Your Parents In College
"Uh? Eating? Am I Eating? Yeah..."
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I've been at this college thing for almost three and a half years, and while I thought that high school was truly the lowest point of my existence, I'm beginning to realize that it was a walk in the park. Like, I miss the days when the biggest white lie I told my parents was my made up excuse about being late for fourth period. These days, the white lies are a tad more complex, and as ashamed as I am to admit it, I've definitely told a few of these.
"Oh, yeah. I've been eating super healthy"
Said as you're heating up a "Cup O' Noodles" in your dorm-room microwave. Does anyone have any Tobasco sauce? And let's not even mention that love affair with the ice cream machine in the dining hall.
"Sorry, I can't talk! I'm studying!"
*Turns up volume on whatever Netflix series I happen to be bingeing on..*
"I aced my final! No worries!"
I usually run crying to my bedroom due to complete anxiety after I tell this one..
"My grades? Uh..my professor hasn't updated them in awhile.."
This one worked flawlessly for me in high school, and still gets me out of any grade-related conversation.
"Everyone failed that test. Not just me!"
I don't even know if that's a little bit true, but at least it makes me feel slightly better.
"I go to class literally every day. I'm NEVER late"
I mean, those high school habits sure do die hard...
"I really try to just spend money on necessities.."
Said as I'm two carts deep in random sh*t that I found at Target...
"No, I didn't call just to ask for money.."
Help me, I'm poor.
"I'm feeling really motivated about the coming semester.."
No actual motivation to speak of.
"I'm really right on track to graduate"
Telling them that I'm actually a semester behind is really just better for their sanity.
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50 Hilarious Friends Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
I'll be there for you.
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As most of us already know, Friends is one of the greatest television series ever produced. The cast is genius. The humor never gets old. The episodes are relatable and timeless.
I can easily say that I have watched each season at least three times and I belly laugh harder every time. All Friends fans can agree that there are certain lines that form a bond between us and when heard one cannot help but laugh.
Here are 50 of the most comical and flashy Friends quotes from all 10 seasons.
1. MONICA: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
2. JOEY: You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
3. JOEY: Here come the meat sweats.
4. WILL: We started a rumor.
RACHEL: What rumor?
PHOEBE: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
5. ROSS: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
SUSAN: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.
6. PHOEBE: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
7. JANICE: OH… MY… GOD!!!!
8. CHANDLER: WHOOPAH
9. JOEY: Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
10. JOEY: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens… is that why they’re extinct?
ROSS: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
JOEY: Hey, I’m not judgin’!
11. PHOEBE: If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.
12. CHANDLER: Hold on, there’s something different.
ROSS: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
CHANDLER: Was that place the sun?
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13. JANICE: 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
14. JOEY: Paper… Snow… It’s a ghost!
15. JOEY: Is it obvious I’m wearing six sweaters?
16. PHOEBE: THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
17. JOEY: What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? GOOD.
18. JOEY: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
19. PHOEBE: Oh I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
20. CHANDLER: Condoms?
JOEY: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck in here. We might have to repopulate the world.
CHANDLER: And CONDOMS are the way to do that?
21. ROSS: PI-VOT! PI-VOT! PI-VOT!
22. JOEY: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
23. PHOEBE: Je m’appelle Claude.
JOEY: Jet aplee blooo.
24. CHANDLER: I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
25. JOEY: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.
26. JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!
27. ROSS: You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
28. ROSS: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
CHANDLER: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here so stop calling us.”
29. CHANDLER: Gum would be perfection.
30. JOEY: Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
31. MONICA: My motto is get out before they go down.
JOEY: That is so not my motto.
32. RACHEL: Oh are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
33. RACHEL: Hey, just so you know it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!
34. JOEY: How you doin’?
35. JOEY: That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
36. MONICA: Fine! Judge all you want but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, LIVES IN A BOX.
37. RACHEL: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
MONICA: He could hear me.
38. PHOEBE: But they don’t know that we know they know we know!
39. PHOEBE: Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.
40. JOEY: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.
CHANDLER: Okay.
JOEY: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.
41. JOEY: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
CHANDLER: No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
42. ROSS: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
43. RACHEL: He’s a transponster!
44. MONICA: SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN!
45. MONICA: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
ROSS: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
MONICA: You were my first kiss EVER?!
CHANDLER: What did I marry into?
46. CHANDLER: I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.
47. PHOEBE: He’s her lobster!
48. RACHEL: Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
49. ROSS: They’re still not coming on man! And the lotion and powder have made a paste!
50. MONICA: Do you have a plan?
PHOEBE: I don’t even have a “pla.”
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