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16 Things Most College Students Say

"You wanna go to Taco Bell?"

Hailey Morrow
Sep 30, 2016
Moorhead, Minnesota
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1. *When the alarm goes off* "UGGGH."

2. "Do I want to make myself look presentable? Or see if I can pull off the tired hobo look again for the 37th day in a row?"

3. "Ick, why can't classes start at like 3pm?"

4. "There's seriously nothing good to eat in the dining hall again. Taco Bell it is."

5. Other student: "So did you finish the paper that was due this morning?" Me: "We had a paper due?!"

6. "S***."


7. *9:00am* "I wish I could take a nap right now."


8. *Runs on treadmill for 1 minute* "I am a fitness god. I am so healthy. Wow."


9. *Does one homework assignment* *Snapchats how good of a student I'm being* "Wow, I'm so smart and so motivated. I can do anything!" *takes a 4 year study break*


10. "I'm too sober for this right now."

11. *Monday morning* "Is it Friday yet?"

12. *Friday night* "I'll spend all of Sunday doing my homework, its time to party!"


13. *Sunday night, 9:30 pm**In the middle of Netflixing* "OH SHIT! I better start on my homework. Right after this episode." *5 episodes later*


14. *After procrastinating on homework* "I'm never going to procrastinate again!" *sees Netflix* "Maybe just one episode..."

15. *Group text* "T-Bell run anyone?"


16. *Spends $5 on laundry soap* "OMG, guys I'm so poor!" *spends $38 on Taco Bell and pizza again.*


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