In a time where we text more than we talk, and we Snapchat about as much as we text, there are bound to be pitfalls and problems involved in this snappy form of communication. Considering Snapchat relies strongly on visuals, most of these problems are aesthetic in nature. Now, I'm not saying that you aren't pretty, but maybe lying down on the couch with a front facing camera pointed at your disappearing neck isn't your best angle. For all of us out there with Snapchat, here are our struggles. Dutifully, I have decided to publicly display some of my own Snapchat failures for your leisure.
1. The giant thumb
We've all been here. There you are, lying down, and someone send you a S
2. The filter faux pas
Filters have been a great addition to S
3. The never-ending Snap story
We all have that one friend whose story could be shown at Cannes in the "short film" category. Nothing is more annoying than clicking through people's stories and stumbling across a
4. The concert documentary
On the same note, it is almost equally annoying to scroll through stories and find a two-minute long snap story someone recorded of a concert they were at. Often these videos are dark, jumpy, and if you bother to turn on the volume, impossible to actually hear the song being sung.
5. Noise attack
This is no one's fault but your own. We've all subjected our eardrums to the particular brand of pain that comes when from Snapchat sound, particularly when you're using headphones. There you are, minding your business listening to music at top volume at the gym, scrolling through Snapchat, then WHAM. A video begins with an ear-splitting shriek and you're fumbling not to fall off the treadmill.
6. The drunk snap story
So after a particularly raucous night on the town, you wake up, a little worse for wear, and see that you have fallen victim to creating your very own never-ending snap story. As you scroll through the
7. The drunk snaps
Similar to #6, but slightly worse because when you wake up, all you see is that you sent thousands of snaps out to private individuals, particularly your ex-hookup from last fall. The worst part is, you have no idea what you sent.
8. Screenshot
This one is simple, but deadly. You send someone a Sn
9. Face-swap horrors
Face swap is one of the newest features of snap chat, and in a word, it is terrifying. If you're lucky, your face just looks slightly off on a new
10. "Needs love" - or do they?
The new "Needs Love" feature on Snapchat subtly suggest you snap people you don't talk to often. While this is a nice gesture, perhaps there is a reason I'm not snapping these people. Being so close to the list of people you frequently snap, you're liable to send that girl from you chem class two semesters ago a very weird selfie of yourself in a Viking hat.
11. Flirty snaps
Having a great hair day and want to subtly snap your crush? If only it were as easy as taking a simple selfie. No, in order to send your crush that cute pic of you, you're going to have to try about ten different angles, three different filters, in at least four different backgrounds. You have to look fun, flirty, and casual all in the space of five seconds - or is five seconds too long? Should you do three seconds???
12. The accidental story
So you're going about your business snapping your best friend, about how you saw Billy at the party last night. You probably send her a selfie of yourself fake crying with the caption "Why won't Billy love me!?" When she never responds, you start to wonder what's up. It's then that you check your S
13. The two-timer
There are stories, and there are snaps. Snaps are meant to be seen by individuals while stories are meant to be seen by everyone. Snaps are more personal, so when you receive one and find out a second later that it is also on the person's snap story, you feel kind of cheap.
14. Getting caught checking yourself out
Sometimes you just have to check out your appearance and make sure nothing is amiss so that front facing camera can substitute as a compact mirror. Unfortunately, while your angling and aiming your camera in every direction to check out that smudge on your face, someone is bound to notice you and condemn you for your vanity.
15. The plethora of random friend requests
Like a Facebook notification that it's someone's birthday, you'll have a brief second of joy when the little ghost at the top of your screen lights up and tells you someone has added you on snap chat. You will be immediately let down when you find out it's just another random person with a strange username.
16. The not-so-subtle-snap
Every now and again you see something in the world around you worthy of a snap. Whether it's a stranger doing something ridiculous or an acquaintance doing something noteworthy enough to snap your friends, we've all tried to subtly take their photo without anyone noticing. When successful, this usually results in a worthy snap. When unsuccessful, this results in you quickly trying to cover your tracks by pretending to read a text or take a selfie as your subject glares at you.





























