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16 Signs You Might Have A Coffee Addiction

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16 Signs You Might Have A Coffee Addiction
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Coffee has been the morning staple for many, many years all around the world. In some cases, humans have several cups of coffee a day. This might form into what some people call an "addiction." Here are some signs you might have a coffee addiction:

1. Nothing makes you happier in the morning than thinking about the cup of coffee you're going to have.


2. This is your reaction when your friends suggest a Starbucks or Dunkin' run:

3. Tragedy is watered down iced coffee.

I have betrayed you, grande caramel macchiato.

4. When somebody tells you to cut back on the caffeine:

It's a 'no' from me.

5. Your friends and/or boyfriend know that coffee is the best way to cheer you up.

It's a good extra pick-me-up when life gets rough.

6. Exploring new cute, little coffee shops makes you really happy.

I can never contain my excitement.

7. The cashier knows your name at your favorite coffee place because you go there too often.

I regret nothing.

8. When you try out a new coffee drink:

Enthusiasm is never a bad thing.

9. One cup is NEVER enough.

Chug, chug, chug.

10. You spend half of your paycheck on coffee.

11. Your yawns are like a silent scream for coffee.

Need.coffee.now.

12. You feel a sense of pride carrying your go-to cup to class or work.

It looks like you have your life together, even when you really don't.

13. You can spend hours in your local coffee shop.

It's a good place to work on homework or to catch up with old friends.

14. When somebody says you have a coffee addiction:

You think I already don't know that, peasant?

15. Knowing all of the 'correct' sizes at Starbucks.

16. You truly believe that coffee has changed your life for the better.


Coffee is great. Life is good.

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