- The ASPCA commercial does nothing to you.
- You get confused when people are upset.
- You have to put effort into pretending to care.
- When you think you’re having an emotional reaction, it’s usually just hunger.
- All of your friends have started dating, saying they’ve found “the one.” Like shut up you’re 20, you don’t even know who you are let alone who you’re going to spend the rest of your life with. Stop making out in front of me, or I’ll put laxatives in your food.
- You didn’t cry at the movies, "Up," "The Fault in Our Stars," or "The Notebook."
- Love makes you a little nauseous.
- You identify with the dog in most situations.
- A pat on the back is the most consolation you give.
- Most touching makes you uncomfortable.
- Crying babies do nothing to you.
- Nothing for laughing babies either.
- You’re the guy who cuts a long line at Starbucks claiming your mom is in the hospital.
- You literally don’t feel.
- Blinking is usually your automatic response when people are upset. Do you know how much energy is expended on faking sincerity? Let me tell you, A LOT.
- To be honest, you’re most concerned with the next time you’ll eat, have sex, and poop.
Health and WellnessJul 16, 2015
16 Signs You Have No Soul
On a scale from one to ginger, how soulless are you?
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