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16 Reasons Why Kevin From 'The Office' Should Be President

Kevin Malone for president, why not?

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16 Reasons Why Kevin From 'The Office' Should Be President
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Bernie Sanders. Donald Trump. Kevin Malone.

Bernie is widely adored by many millennials who "Feel The Bern." Trump is a media celebrity with bold antics and luscious hair. Kevin is a self-renowned gambler and mediocre accountant.

While these three unique men bring many different things to the table, there is a strikingly similar trait they possess that any American would want in a president: rawness.

With the presidential elections just around the corner, partisans are seeking a fresh, raw president that will pilot the United States to great new heights. Sanders and Trump have made their cases of why they should be elected this November. Here are some qualities Kevin Malone has demonstrated from season to season that makes him the perfect fit for the seat at the White House.

1. He's efficient

2. He has experience being in front of the big screen

3. Humility is second nature to him...

4. Maturity is first nature


5. He resonates with the people's guilty pleasures


6. He's very intelligent

7. He'll always take one for the team

8. And is the most giving person you'll ever meet


9. He has unwavering self-control


10. Everyone wants to be like him


11. He's bilingual


12. He is an amazing public speaker

13. He's a no-nonsense type of guy

14. He has expertise in technology

15. He even looks like a presidential candidate for Pete's sake!

16. And finally, we see. We see

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