This time of year is when the grinch in every college student surfaces. If you are a college student, you can definitely relate to these things the grinch does:
1. He Hates Leaving The House
As a college student, we often struggle with wanting to go out or lay in bed binge watching Netflix. And when we decide to go out, we usually regret it and wish we stayed inside to binge watch Netflix.
2. He Can't Stand Having Feelings
Anyone else find super exhausting to care?
3. If The Outfit Isn't Right, He's Not Going
How many times have you tried on 500 outfits and none of them were right, so finally you gave up and laid down?
4. He Eats Even When He's Not Hungry
This one is self explanatory.
5. Sometimes He Doesn't Eat At All
I forget to eat Monday-Wednesday.
6. He Doesn't Relate To The Christmas Spirit
I know I'm not the only one who doesn't understand some of the Christmas traditions.
7. He Does What College Students Do 97% Of The Time
"Sorry I can't come, I have plans."
8. He Finds It Hard To Find People He Like
9. Sometimes it's easier to just hang alone.
10. Sometimes He Gets A Little Ambitious
It's a Saturday night and you decide there's nothing good on Netflix to watch so you hit up your suite mates to go out on the town.
11. He's A Very Busy Guy With A Strict Schedule
Alright, even on those days you want to go outside you find it so difficult with a super packed schedule: 5 essays, 2 exams to study for, etc.
12. He's Always Feeling Himself
Trying on clothes turns into NYC Fashion Week.
13. The Only Person He Has To Talk To Are The Echoes Off The Walls
College is a lonely place.
14. He Hates When People Come Into His Room
How dare someone enter your crying place?
15. He Always Plans On Coming Home Early
For more important events.
16. His Only Friend Is His Dog
Guilty.
17. He's Actually A Super Nice Guy
Despite everything else, he's got a super big heart.