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16 Reasons A Country Girl Will Always Do It Better

No matter what, everybody will always fall head over boots for a hillbilly queen!

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16 Reasons A Country Girl Will Always Do It Better

Have you ever met a true redneck princess? If so, you’re obviously in love, or crying over the one that got away. It’s truly undeniable how how likable to country girl is. She is just an all around good time! So here it is, 16 more reasons you love all the country girls in your life.

1. She’s never been to Starbucks.

The only coffee she ever consumes is either black or served with a shot of Bailey’s.

2. She’s a lifetime member of the FFA.

How many clubs were you in in high school? How many are you still a part of? Probably not many, if any. Unless that is, you were in the FFA. Her dedication and hard work put into the FFA will never die. Weather she’s buying fruit from the local chapter, or helping out at the county fair, she will always be involved somehow.

3. Whatever it is, she’ll fry it.

Shot a turkey? Gigged some frogs? Hell, hit a deer? No matter how it came about, if you give a country girl some meat and grease, you’ll have supper at the end of the day.

4. She can drive just about anything.

Truck, nail, tractor, boat, four-wheeler. You name it, she’s drivin it. Or at least she’ll try!

5. She thinks bonfires are more romantic than candlelight.

You can see more around a bonfire. *Hint, hint* *Cough, cough*

6. Her knife is bigger than yours.

There is a big difference in a guy having a knife and a girl having one. Our knives are more versatile. We’ve used it for the typical box opener or splinter removal, but we also need them for girlie things, such as cutting the strings off our shirt, or to remove that hangnail we’ve had for three days. Boys would never think of that!

7. And her truck is too for that matter.

Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

8. She’s never afraid of getting dirty.

Whether she’s making a mess in the barn, or stealing your truck to take it for a spin (she obviously doesn’t want to mess up her own), she’s always slingin around some mud.

9. She’ll sing Hank Jr. with you all night long.

Nothing beats a good ole fashioned sing along. All you need is beer, music and friends and she’ll sing her heart out for hours!

10. She cusses like a sailor and prays like a saint.

She’s can swear and drink. And I mean she can hang with the best of ‘em all weekend long, but come sunday mornin’ she’ll be sittin’ in a pew with her head held high

11. She’ll steal your heart...and then your beer.

About that beer that goes with the music.. She won’t be providing it. She’ll hypnotize you with her knowledge of every country song ever written and then somehow drink more of your beer than you did. Whoops.

12. She’ll teach you to hunt.

“Oh that’s cute. You thought you were going to give me pointers?” Every country girl grew up hunting with their daddy. And what good dad is going to take their baby out in the woods without the proper training?? There’s no better bonding experience than learning how to shoot and then getting up at 4:30 am to be in a blind at sunrise.

13. And then bait your hook.

She’s know how to shimmy a worm onto a hook since she was 4 years old. Don’t insult her by trying to do it for her.

14. She feels at home in the woods.

The sun is rising, leaves are rustling in the wind, the smell of fall is in the air. Her comfort zone is fifteen foot above the ground in a deer stand.

15. She prefers Ariats over Uggs.

Uggs just don’t fit under her Wranglers, or in her stirrups. She can’t even get them muddy. Yeah, that’s just not going to work.

16. She appreciates the small things in life.

She doesn’t want fancy shiny things (except a big belt buckle of course), she wants a flower from the side of the road, or a date that includes targets and ammo. She’ll appreciate anything you do for her, and even if your plans fall through, she knows how to have fun in any situation.


Moral of the story is, you can never dislike a southern rooted, down home, country girl. Even her biggest flaws are close to perfection just because they make her who she is, and no matter what people think of her, she will stay that person.
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