If you love wine, you are not alone.
There are a great deal of ways to tell if you are a wineaholic, and let me tell you, the best people are. Wineaholics don't have a problem, they have amazing taste in quality alcohol. Here are 15 ways to tell if you fall into the great category of being a wineaholic.
1. Every time you buy cheese, you automatically start thinking about what wine you are going to be buying for it.
2. You cannot think of a time when wine isn't acceptable. A classy drink is logical in every setting, including church.
3. You are on a diet, but wine is still okay, because that shit is made out of grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is healthy. Wine is health.
4. Wine tasting is a hobby, not a drinking problem.
5. Wednesday's start with W, and so does wine. Therefore, Winesday is your favorite day of the week.
6. One glass of wine a day is considered to be healthy, so you make sure to get your one glass in.
7. Wine is the duct tape of alcohol; it fixes everything.
8. You get really excited when you find out your favorite bottle of wine is on sale.
9. You have so much to do, but instead, you drink some wine.
10. Wine gets better with age, and you get better with wine.
11. You can slap the bag like a champ because of all the practice you've had.
12. You consistently question, coffee or wine?
13. You always cook with wine; sometimes, you even add it to the food.
14. You continue to work out so that you can continue drinking wine without feeling guilty for all those calories you're indulging in.
15. Most importantly, whatever the question is, the answer always includes "and more wine."
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