1. Walk into the restaurant two minutes before closing time.
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2. Ignore the hostess table and seat yourself.
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3. Ask to switch tables.
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4. Change your mind and ask to go back to the old table.
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5. Don't ask to move tables at all. Take it upon yourself to move without asking.
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6. Send your food back because you didn't like it, but eat most of it first.
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7. Tell the waiter you had a great experience and leave a five percent tip.
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8. Provide the staff with useless negative comments.
"Well maybe if the staff communicated better, we could be seated faster."
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9. Ask the hostess why the food is taking so long.
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10. Ask to sit at the table near the window even though it's a table for six and there are two of you.
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11. Assume the staff can predict the future.
"So I'm looking to make a reservation for a month from today, but do you know if it's going to be rainy that day?" I'm a hostess, not a meteorologist. Try Google.
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12. Tell the waitress you are ready to order, and then ponder for another five minutes when she's taking your order.
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13. Sit down with a party of 15 and ask for 15 separate checks.
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14. Touch the staff to get their attention.
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15. Forget "please" and "thank you." In fact, just ignore common courtesy altogether. The ruder the better.
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