Surely this Presidential Debate was one to remember. Poor Lester, he barely could get a word in without being interrupted or put down. He was just trying to do his job. Many played drinking games while others listened intently just to live-tweet. Now, the true question is, Hillary or Trump? Only time will tell. But in the meanwhile, here are fifteen of Trump's most tremendous lines from the night.
1. "Wrong."
Lester: "This is the presidential..."
Trump: "Wrong."
Same.
2. *Sniffles*
Can someone get this guy a breathe right strip?
3. "I will cut taxes bigly."
If only this sentence made sense...
4. "A very against police judge."
I'm sorry?
5. *Interrupts Hillary*
*Sigh*
6. "Over the last a little while."
What does this even mean?!
7. "I'm going to build a Firewall and get ISIS to pay for it."
Let's just build walls everywhere!
8. "We're basically a third world country."
Basically...
9. "If we robbed Iraq of oil, none of this would have happened."
Ah yes, that's the answer.
10. "I said very likely who knows but maybe essentially."
I can't even make sense of this if I tried.
11. *Fumbles over words*
He sounds like my ex trying to cover up his lies.
12. "I have a much better temperament than she does"
*Face quickly resembles a tomato as fire spews from mouth*
13. "I never said that."
*Shows proof*
"Wrong."
14. "Cybering."
Cyber isn't a verb.
15. "Believe me."
Believe me, Mr. Trump, you can't form a comprehensible sentence to save your life.