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15 Times "The Emperor’s New Groove" Described Your Thoughts Perfectly

Even as a college student, Disney still manages to capture exactly what you’re thinking.

Michelle McClanahan

Jul 23, 2015

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Let’s be honest. We’ve all seen it and loved it. Kuzco might even be your spirit animal! Here are 15 times that "The Emperor’s New Groove" has described your thoughts perfectly.

1. “I was the nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason!”

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That moment when things are going really well for you and then your professors all assign a massive amount of work that’s due at the SAME TIME.

2. “You threw off my groove!”

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I'll admit it. I’m a particular person. When my daily routine is thrown off, it’s like the world is ending. I’m not saying you’ll get thrown out of a palace window, but beware the groove, guys. Beware.

3. "No touchy touchy!"

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We all have those days where we just don’t want to be touched. Whether it's by your best friend, significant other, or stranger in the hallway.

4. "Put your hands in the air!!"

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There are two kinds of people in this world: the “put your hands in the air” person and their obviously less amused friend. Which are you?

5. "It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I say!"

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Face it, you’ve had this moment. Your plan is brilliant and clearly has zero flaws. How could anything go wrong when it’s the most genius plan you’ve ever had? Unfortunately, these ideas usually occur after 2AM or when you haven’t slept for more than a few hours in the last two days.

6. Those pesky shoulder angels.

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Should I go out tonight or catch up on all of the reading I haven’t done in the last week?

Who am I kidding? The real struggle is deciding between binge watching six hours of your favorite show or catching up on sleep and work!

7. "I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me..."

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Does this really need an explanation? We’ve all made that decision and shared this thought. Whether it was that late night text or your decision to spend the entire day in bed watching Netflix.

8. "I don't make deals with PEASANTS!"

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Your response when your friends are trying to convince you to do something against your will. Sometimes, there’s just no compromising what you believe in.

9. LLAMA FACE

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I like to call these days “bad face” days. No matter what you do or how many times you change, you can’t be satisfied. Cue the meltdown, everyone.

10. "I don't know. You're the criminal mastermind, not me."

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That moment when the plan your best friend hatched is going up in flames and you won't help because you told them that it was a bad idea in the first place.

11. "Bring it on."

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Homework, tests, papers, projects, and finals? Plus family, friends, work, and your attempt at a social life? Bring it on.

12. The Kiss of Life

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That awkward moment when you almost kiss someone and realize what a terrible idea it would be.

13. "I NEED to hear these words."

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Sometimes, you just need reassurance from a friend. So, I promise the sky isn’t falling and you’re going to make it through the day.

14. "Are you saying you changed your mind?"

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Look, there’s no need to make such a big deal. I can change my mind every once in a while, right? Let’s not look too much into it.

14. "Look at me and my bad self!"

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That dance you do when all of your hard work finally pays off.

Next time someone tries to tell you Disney is for kids, this is my recommendation…

15. Pull the lever, Kronk!

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Sometimes bigger isn't always better.

1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

2. Never getting to be invisible

3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town

4. New kids are a big deal

5. It’s hard to make new friends

6. On that note ... the dating pool is even smaller!

7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students

8. It forced you to make friends out of school

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened

2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him

5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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