Whether we want to admit it or not, you know you've thought at least one of these things while scrolling through Instagram. It doesn't make you a bad person, our generation has grown up by looking through social media sites trying to figure each other out. We've all posted the occasional "selfie" or "foodgram," but how much is too much? I'm here to be the one to admit what everyone else is thinking while going through their gram feed. DISCLAIMER: You may not like what you're about to read.
"Not liking your picture because you never like mine"
This is just petty, but we're all guilty of doing it.
"You honestly did not need to hashtag 27 times. What are you trying to prove?" #You #don't #have #to #hashtag #everything. #You'll #still #get #likes.
"If I see one more of those milkshakes/sandwiches/cupcakes from a place on Twitter, I'm going to freak"
We mostly go out to eat just to Instagram the picture.
"Didn't she just delete this picture 20 minutes ago?"
Yes, but twenty minutes ago wasn't prime insta hours.
"Is it weird if I comment and ask where she got her outfit?"
I hope not.
"Are they dating?"
I don't know why I care, but now I'm going to stalk their profiles for the next hour and a half to find out.
"Why are you posting a #tbt? It's a Saturday."
Your attempt at "breaking" the rules is not working.
"Babies and puppies. I think my heart just grew seven sizes bigger. I'm in love" We all follow some variation of @dogsofinsta.
"They are actual relationship goals."
Whether it's your friends vintage pic of their parents or Kim and Kanye, we all look up to that one couple.
"How much does it cost to travel there? High key really jealous."
"How hard is it to be insta famous? Am I even close?"
Probably not.
"If I even looked like a fraction of what she looks like, I'd be set for life."
Instead I look like a potato.
"I get it. You work out. You have a nice body. Let me eat my extra large pizza and double scoop ice-cream in peace."
"Ugh she's so cute I miss her. I think I'm gonna text her and see how she is."
Isn't the whole point of social media to bring people together?
"Birthday collages never get as many likes as they should. It's kind of depressing."
But we still post them because what kind of friend would we be if we didn't?
