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15 Thoughts You Have When Driving On Campus As Told By Bitmoji

Oh the delight of driving on campus...

Madison Fields
Oct 03, 2016
Georgia Southern University
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15 Thoughts You Have When Driving On Campus As Told By Bitmoji
Bitmoji

1. Do NOT walk out in front of me.




2. UGH! Curse the person who invented speed bumps!!



3. No no no no don't turn red!!!!



4. Okay, I didn't mean walk as slow as you can.



5. Nice signal, jerk



6. YOU TOOK UP TWO PARKING SPACES?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??



7. Pull out in front of me. I dare you.



9. Come on people, please let me go in front of you. (Okay, or not)



10. I'm never gonna get out of here.



11. Can this golf cart in front of me not go faster than 2 mph???



12. I should've just left earlier this morning.



13. 30 mph means you can go at least 30, people!!!



14. Can those people hear my music? Maybe I should turn it down...



15. Dang, my road rage is bad.

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