I love Target--like a lot. I was having a horrible week, and I needed to go to Target to grab a few things before I went home. It was like I took a happy pill. All of the sudden, my mood was transformed from grumpy to totally satisfied on every level of my being. The only part of me that doesn't like Target is my bank account because can we really go in Target and ONLY purchase the two items we need? No. If you are one of those people, then congratulations, you are a mythical unicorn and no one believes you.

Here are 15 thoughts that I have when I go to Target:

1. Being hypnotized by the logo. Must. Spend. All. My. Money.

2. The burst of air you feel when you walk through the doors making you feel like the model you are. Work it girl.

3. *Browsing the dollar section* I'm buying this glass jar that I have no use/ place for because it is only a dollar, and I'll probably definitely need it for something, obviously.

4. Don't look at the clothes. Don't look at the clothes.

5. Oh, look! They have cute new workout clothes. I'll totally start working out more if I was wearing that.

6. I really don't need anymore cardigans, but this one is half of a shade darker than the other four I have at home, and it's only $17.99.

7. I should really leave before I spend too much money.

8. Before I do, I'll just browse the home decor section to get decorating ideas.

9. I totally need these storage bins because I'm not organized and maybe they'll help me become more organized. Plus they're cute.

10. Okay, I really need to leave.

11. $5 movies! I've been wanting to see this one. Oh, it's actually $13? Better get it anyway because I got my hopes up and I don't want to let myself down.

12. Birthday cake gum sounds fun.

13. My total is HOW MUCH?

14. Yeah, I already have a Target card, so I'll definitely be saving 5%, so this is fine.

15. I think I forgot tampons.