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May 09, 2016

12 Thoughts I Had While Watching Lemonade for the First Time

If you haven't seen or at least heard of "Lemonade"–Beyoncé's new visual album–by now, you are probably living under a rock. Released on April 23, the album was insanely hyped up and definitely lived up to expectations. A week later, I have probably watched "Lemonade" ten or more times, but I wanted to reflect on my initial thoughts throughout the hour-long album.

1. How does Bey look flawless in no makeup and a black sweatshirt? Would I look good like that?

2. This water part is so cool. If there was an award for visual album cinematography, "Lemonade" would win.

3. Wait...she just said, "Are you cheating on me?" Hold on. What?

4. Hot sauce is actually a baseball bat? Who saw that coming? Not me. Things are getting real in this video.

5. "Sorry" is definitely my favorite song. definitely. I wish I was as badass as Bey is right now.

6. Where is The Weeknd? I know that's his voice, but like, where is he?

7. Beyoncé goes country. Not sure if I love it or hate it.

8. Okay, slowing it down a little. "Love Drought" and "Sandcastles" are hitting me right in the heart. How does she make me cry like this?

9. Ugh, like did Jay-Z cheat on her? I guess. But they look so cute in this little cuddle session. Seems like she's okay with it, so I guess I can forgive him?

10. cries at montage of people with pictures of their lost loved ones

11. "Freedom" makes me want to start a rally or something. So powerful. So moving. I love Beyoncé.

12. All Hail Queen Bey.

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10. *cries at montage of people with pictures of their lost loved ones*

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12. All Hail Queen Bey.

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