Here we are again, lying in bed restless as we jump from one emotion to another, tossing and turning over the fact that school is right around the corner. We’re excited, but nervous. Happy to return, but sad to wave goodbye to summer. There is nothing in the world that gives us anxiety the way the last few weeks of summer do. Here are 15 thoughts on going back to school.
1. Yes! School, friends, fun, beer.
2. Wait, I’m really going to miss my mom.
3. No, I’m really going to miss my dog.
Do you think I can sneak my dog into my apartment? Yeah, I’m totally sneaking my dog to school with me.
4. I better start eating like a King while I’m still home.
I’m not ready to eat like a peasant again.
5. Why are professors emailing me already?
I have 10 more days of summer vacation, leave me alone.
6. Wow, packing is the worst thing ever.
7. Will I need these shoes?
Probably not, but what if I do need them. Yeah, I’m packing them for just in case.
8. Stop with emails. I have 10 days left.
9. Mom, can we go to Target before I leave?
I need to stock up on the entire store.
10. Whoa, hold on, where did summer vacation go?
11. I have 10 days to become a morning person again.
I’m doomed.
12. Hey, football and tailgating are right around the corner.
I’m a happy camper.
13. My bank account is not ready to drop $500 on books.
I’m not ready for this.
14. I’m probably not even going to need this book.
Will I need this book? Ugh, let’s just get the book just in case.
15. Screw it, I’m winging yet another year of school.
Wish me luck.