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15 Thoughts You Have While Getting A Pedicure

What you're really thinking while sitting in the massage chair.

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15 Thoughts You Have While Getting A Pedicure

1. Wow, my feet are disgusting, I hope this pedicure works miracles.

2. Why are there so many color choices? I'm like the most indecisive person of all time.

3. I can't believe I forgot to shave my legs...this is so embarrassing.

4. These massage chairs are all that I need in life.

5. Oh, and this leg massage?! Amazing.

6. Am I supposed to make conversation with the pedicurist?

7. I hope she doesn't think that my feet are the grossest feet she's ever seen.

8. What language are they even speaking?

9. Are they making fun of me?

10. Did I just agree to a treatment that is going to make this cost a MILLION DOLLARS?

11. Probably, but its worth it.

12. I wonder if I chose the right color.

13. Why does it take so long for nail polish to dry?

14. I hope I don't smudge the polish and have to ask to get it fixed. That is so awkward.

15. Pedicures are so relaxing. I should get one like every day.

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