- How much is too much for a dorm? In other words, can I bring my bookshelf? What about my coffee cart? How much of my closet can I bring? Also, how does one pack for college?
- There's no elevators in this dorm...? But I'm on the third floor!
- Am I supposed to walk to the showers in my towel? Or should I wear a bathrobe? Do I change in the shower stall? But then what am I supposed to do with the clothes I was wearing when I walk back to the room?
- Ok, I’m going out tonight. Who do I tell? Do I call my mom and tell her? Am I supposed to tell my RA? That sounds right. *Tells RA* “Ok…? Then go.”
- Why are boys making fart noises in the middle of the meeting? Haven’t they grown out of that by now?
- How do I know what to wear? Am I allowed to wear shorts? Does my outfit have to match? I miss uniforms.
- EW a bug! Ok, here's a paper towel, now let's go flush it before it comes back to life! *runs out of room to bathroom* *comes back to room* Did I forgot to grab my key when I ran out? Dammit, I did and now I'm locked out. And my phone is in there.
- I’m lost. No, I can’t be lost. To be lost, I’d have to know where I’m supposed to be going. I am simply misplaced. Maybe if I keep walking, I’ll figure out where I need to go. Okay, I’m lost.
- And this is the wrong class. How do I leave discreetly...?
- Ok, I found the class. Finally. Wait… Am I in the right class…? I think I am but why are there seniors in here?
- So we can just have our phones out on the desk? While she’s teaching? And we can just pick up our phones and text after we finish an assignment? Isn’t there a rule against this?
- I’M SITTING NEXT TO A BOY. THIS IS UNNATURAL.
- Wait, we can just leave? It’s not 10:05 yet. Is the professor sure about this? Whatever, I'm leaving.
- Why am I being woken up at 6:00 in the morning from the tornado siren when there isn’t a single cloud in the sky?
- Do I have to go to class? It's only the third day but I'm already too emotionally exhausted for this.
- Freshman Fifteen will NOT be a thing with all this walking.
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1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?
2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!
3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.
4. The struggle is so real.
5. I'm so broke. SOS.
6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.
7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."
8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.
9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.
10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.
11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.
12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.
13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.
14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.
15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.
16.
I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.
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17. When the professor announces you have a project due the following week with no instruction on what it's on and how to do it.
18. Is it Friday yet? Where's the weekend when you need it most?
19. It's freezing in here. I feel like I'm sitting in an igloo. I should have brought a jacket or worn long pants.
20. Did I remember my book? Damn, I forgot the book, and of course I need it for that quiz in class.
21. I would pay a million dollars to not go to class today; or actually never again.
22. I need a hoverboard to ride to class. Maybe then I wouldn't be running 15 minutes late to class every day.
23. Oh she/he's cute! I wonder if they're single. Who are they texting? They're BF/GF? I wonder if they think I'm cute. Could they be a potential new bae?
24. Why is there never any parking? I pay thousands of dollars a year for one parking spot to be open.
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25. When it feels like you've been in class for an hour and you look at your phone and it has only been five minutes (I'm crying on the inside).
26. When the professor asks if there are any more questions at the end of class and someone raises their hand.
27. When you get assigned the most incompetent group of people possible for a group project.
28. I need a comfort dog so I can avoid all life and school responsibilities.
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2. Wait, we only have a week of classes left before finals?
3. When are my finals even?
4. I hope the schedule for finals doesn’t interfere with my Netflix time.
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5. Okay, now I’m stressing about finals.
6. When did we learn all this material? I wish I had been paying more attention in class.
7. Oh no, not another group project instead of a final.
8. I’ll just take a “quick” break from studying.
9. Why is that girl watching Netflix in the library right now? Isn’t she worried about her finals?
10. Ugh, I wish I was carefree enough to be watching Netflix in the library right now instead of studying.
11. I wonder what my final class grade would be if I didn’t do well on this final.
12. Is anyone else as stressed out as I am right now?
13. I need another chocolate bar. I wonder if i have enough quarters for the vending machine.
14. I can’t wait for this semester and for finals just to be over already.
15. Ugh, I hope I studied and know everything that I need to.
So as we're all studying (panicking) for finals, I wish you all the best of luck with your upcoming exams! And remember in a few weeks, we'll be back at home without a worry in our mind. The end is in sight.
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