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15 Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Has While Running

Just make it to the corner. Then you get ice cream.

Megan Brown

Apr 10, 2017

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15 Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Has While Running

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This morning while I was out for a run I couldn't help but think to myself –– THIS SUCKS. I'm the type of person that makes myself exercise and makes myself go on runs because I have to. Because it's something I feel like I should do. Not because it's something I enjoy. By all means some days I would rather get sprayed by a skunk than go for a run. Ok, that might be an exaggeration but you get the point.

Running sucks and I know I'm not the only person in the world who thinks this. If you're anything like me or Taylor Swift for that matter then you despise running and everything it brings upon you.

Here are 15 thoughts every person who hates running has while running:

1. Is it normal to breathe this heavily?

2. Slow down your pace a little bit, maybe you won't sound like you are dying.

3. Alright, well now I'm walking so I guess we're walking. It's fine.

4. Are those people staring at me?

5. I bet they are laughing because I'm dripping sweat while walking.

6. I am so out of shape.

7. Honestly, does this ever not suck?

8. I bet it sucks forever and those people that tell you they "love" to run are saying it because they are lying to themselves.

9. Picking up the pace now. Just one foot in front of the other.

10. Why is that mom with the newborn in the stroller running faster than me?

11. Push yourself, girl. You'll never get anywhere if you don't.

12. Who am I kidding? I'm not really going far anyway.

13. If you make it to the corner then you can get ice cream for all your hard work.

14. That totally defeats the purpose of this run, but how good does Coldstone sound right now?

15. OK, that's it. I'm going home.

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15 Thoughts Every Person Who Hates Running Has While Running

Just make it to the corner. Then you get ice cream.

1. Is it normal to breathe this heavily?

2. Slow down your pace a little bit, maybe you won't sound like you are dying.

3. Alright, well now I'm walking so I guess we're walking. It's fine.

4. Are those people staring at me?

5. I bet they are laughing because I'm dripping sweat while walking.

6. I am so out of shape.

7. Honestly, does this ever not suck?

8. I bet it sucks forever and those people that tell you they "love" to run are saying it because they are lying to themselves.

9. Picking up the pace now. Just one foot in front of the other.

10. Why is that mom with the newborn in the stroller running faster than me?

11. Push yourself, girl. You'll never get anywhere if you don't.

12. Who am I kidding? I'm not really going far anyway.

13. If you make it to the corner then you can get ice cream for all your hard work.

14. That totally defeats the purpose of this run, but how good does Coldstone sound right now?

15. OK, that's it. I'm going home.

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Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

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5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

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Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

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