This morning while I was out for a run I couldn't help but think to myself –– THIS SUCKS. I'm the type of person that makes myself exercise and makes myself go on runs because I have to. Because it's something I feel like I should do. Not because it's something I enjoy. By all means some days I would rather get sprayed by a skunk than go for a run. Ok, that might be an exaggeration but you get the point.
Running sucks and I know I'm not the only person in the world who thinks this. If you're anything like me or Taylor Swift for that matter then you despise running and everything it brings upon you.
Here are 15 thoughts every person who hates running has while running:
1. Is it normal to breathe this heavily?
2. Slow down your pace a little bit, maybe you won't sound like you are dying.
3. Alright, well now I'm walking so I guess we're walking. It's fine.
4. Are those people staring at me?
5. I bet they are laughing because I'm dripping sweat while walking.
6. I am so out of shape.
7. Honestly, does this ever not suck?
8. I bet it sucks forever and those people that tell you they "love" to run are saying it because they are lying to themselves.
9. Picking up the pace now. Just one foot in front of the other.
10. Why is that mom with the newborn in the stroller running faster than me?
11. Push yourself, girl. You'll never get anywhere if you don't.
12. Who am I kidding? I'm not really going far anyway.
13. If you make it to the corner then you can get ice cream for all your hard work.
14. That totally defeats the purpose of this run, but how good does Coldstone sound right now?
15. OK, that's it. I'm going home.
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