1. Do I really need to wake up right now?

This 8 a.m. is not going to happen because, let's face it, I'm struggling this much. This was a five month long commitment. Why did I do this to myself?

2. I should have looked these teachers up on RateMyProfessors.com before I signed up.

3. Oh so you want me to buy four books just for your class? Well it's been two weeks, and they haven't arrived in the mail yet.

You didn't really think I'd pay full price in the book store, did you?

4. Why does every professor make a 20 page syllabus?

I mean come on, I know what plagiarizing is by now and I don't really care about what you have to say about every topic of the class. I just need assignments, quizzes, tests, and the grading scale.

5. How do we already have a test and a major project coming up?

6. I really hate people.

7. And these classes.

8. And my major.

9. Do I really have to survive for another four months seeing my ex in this class?

10. How am I going to make it through this semester?

11. At least spring break will be here soon.

12. Crap, spring break. Guess I should revisit that New Year's Resolution for working out every day.

13. I'm going to go to the gym every day between now and spring break.

14. I'm never taking this many classes ever again.

15. I can't wait until day party season.