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1. Do I really need to wake up right now?

This 8 a.m. is not going to happen because, let's face it, I'm struggling this much. This was a five month long commitment. Why did I do this to myself?

2. I should have looked these teachers up on RateMyProfessors.com before I signed up.

3. Oh so you want me to buy four books just for your class? Well it's been two weeks, and they haven't arrived in the mail yet.

You didn't really think I'd pay full price in the book store, did you?

4. Why does every professor make a 20 page syllabus?

I mean come on, I know what plagiarizing is by now and I don't really care about what you have to say about every topic of the class. I just need assignments, quizzes, tests, and the grading scale.

5. How do we already have a test and a major project coming up?

6. I really hate people.

7. And these classes.

8. And my major.

9. Do I really have to survive for another four months seeing my ex in this class?

10. How am I going to make it through this semester?

11. At least spring break will be here soon.

12. Crap, spring break. Guess I should revisit that New Year's Resolution for working out every day.

13. I'm going to go to the gym every day between now and spring break.

14. I'm never taking this many classes ever again.

15. I can't wait until day party season.

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15 Thoughts During the First Month Back

A month into school and I still don't have the swing of things.

1. Do I really need to wake up right now?

2. I should have looked these teachers up on RateMyProfessors.com before I signed up.

3. Oh so you want me to buy four books just for your class? Well it's been two weeks, and they haven't arrived in the mail yet.

4. Why does every professor make a 20 page syllabus?

5. How do we already have a test and a major project coming up?

6. I really hate people.

7. And these classes.

8. And my major.

9. Do I really have to survive for another four months seeing my ex in this class?

10. How am I going to make it through this semester?

11. At least spring break will be here soon.

12. Crap, spring break. Guess I should revisit that New Year's Resolution for working out every day.

13. I'm going to go to the gym every day between now and spring break.

14. I'm never taking this many classes ever again.

15. I can't wait until day party season.

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They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

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1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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