15. Hour one: Okay I can do this. This isn’t too bad.
14. Cruise control wya?
13. Time for some throwbacks!!!
12. Where is my Redbull??
11. *looks out the window* Oh look… nothing, nothing and more nothingness.
10. Two lanes call for country music.
9. Car… please don’t die on this 115 mile road.
8. *belting out* “BACKSTREETS BACK, ALRIGHT!”
7. So these are the kinds of towns country singers are always on about.
6. I. Am. Faster. Than. The. Trains.
5. *no service* What are these words, I have never seen them before.
4. Hour 5: I feel like Reese Witherspoon in The Walk.
3. Gas station coffee never tasted so good.
2. These roads are getting worse and worse!
1. I made it!! Hallelujah!! Lubbock, oh how I have missed you.