Going out with your friend's at college are some of the best memories you will ever have, but so much effort goes into these nights.
1. Do I even feel like going out tonight?
Every girl goes through the phase of debating whether or not she is going out. We want to pretend like we might stay in and do homework or something.
2. Who’s going?
The point of the night where you get mad at your friends for inviting people you hate, but alcohol will take care of that.
3. Should I drink?
Yes.
4. I have no money.
I might have to text my dad at 11 o'clock at night to transfer money into my account if I plan on doing anything tonight.
5. Wait, yes, I am definitely drinking tonight, I had a calc test this week.
If you are stressed, happy, sad, tired, angry, or just bored, alcohol will be there to solve the problem.
6. I am not going to get drunk.
What is the point of going out then, ya know?
7. Well, I’m not going to blackout.
Nobody is going to hold you to it, so do it up, girl.
8. What should I wear?
Searching for a decent outfit and now my entire closet is on my floor.
9. I have nothing to wear.
All I wear to class is leggings and sweatshirts, how do you expect me to pick out a "cute" outfit?
10. Are we pre-gaming?
The answer is always yes.
11. Duh.
12. What time is it?
We have been getting ready and pre-gaming for 3 hours, odds are we are late AF.
13. Finally, the Uber’s here.
Here we go now!
14. I should not have worn heels.
"And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away."